MommytheMaid

IF YOU DO NOT RECEIVE A SWAP FROM ME, PLEASE MESSAGE ME BEFORE RATING SO THAT I CAN RESEND.

I am a stay at home mommy of 3 of the world's brightest futures. My children, husband, and home are my life. That's not to say I am a robot though. I have passions and they include crafting, giving, and swapping. So here I am.

I am a creature of many habits and have walked down so many different roads in life that they have all blurred into one. I am goth, redneck, "susie homemaker", punk, nerdy, geeky, and about a million other things. I have a slight problem with CDO (it's OCD but in alphabetical order as it should be) but only with certain things. I also have issues with ADD, most often in my crafting.

I love to knit, sew, quilt, scrapbook, papercraft, work with poly clay and resin, and am learning to crochet. If it can be crafted, I want to try it. I also love cooking and baking and have a current Bento obsession and cupcake obsession right now.

In my dream world, I would learn to work with glass, wood, and learn to spin. And finish figuring out the world of crochet. I am so close...almost there.

There really is not a whole lot that I don't like, but here is a short list. (I am trying to add to it, but it's hard for me to think of things I don't like)

The worst thing ever is something that someone has put no time, effort, or thought into.

Religious messages or icons

Political messages

Dogs

Yellow

Bright Colors (except for pink, I love all pink)

Large floral or geometric patterns

Fabric from the 80's

"country" looking things

tie dye

Spongebob

Barney

The Burger King

Rap music

violent images

mean jokes

birds (but I love flamingos and owls)

Things I would not like to receive:

Anything that was just thrown together

religious icons or literature

political literature

Red Heart Yarn (although toys made with it is great!)

I am obsessed with TURTLES!!

Cupcakes

pin ups

kawaii foods

skulls and cute skeletons

mermaids

anything crafty related

yoga

family and children

cats

funny things (silly funny, not mean things funny)

sushi

octopi

pirates

shiny things

Diet Cherry Pepsi

chocolate

cakes

owls

tarot

Things I would LOVE to receive:

pages with text in different languages

ribbon and fibers

printed clip art, you can never have too much

chocolates

food labels from other countries (I'm in the USA)

used stamps with interesting pictures on them

anything that can be used in any of the crafts that I do

These are just some ideas of themes that I would like on ATCs or Inchies that are sent to me. However, I will truly love anything that an artist has put a little bit of themselves into. Even if it has nothing to do with anything on this list.

dreams

pin ups

1950's anything

Stepford Wives

robots

mermaids

sea life

TURTLES

letters

words

Dreams

glitter

vintage children's books

cats

flight

wings

quotes

pirates

1920's

time

clocks

mother

vintage sewing

ladybugs

stars

astrology (I'm a cancer and love anything related to that)

crabs

tarot

court cards (like from the playing card decks)

I listen to all types of music (other than hardcore rap) and people are often amused to see the songs I keep in my MP3 player. My all time favorite band has to be the Misfits (as I would love to marry Jerry Only one day) and my favorite singer of all time is Tori Amos. I am a fan, but not one of those uber fans.

When I say everything, I mean everything too. In my MP3 player line up right now I have Misfits, Chemical Romance, Taylor Swift, Belinda Carlise, Trisha Yearwood, Razed in Black, Cure, and Cannibal Corpse to name a few.

I have been sucked into the world of Reality TV. I love Project Runway (all countries, all seasons), Biggest Loser, Top Chef, and So You Think You Can Dance. I am not a fan of American Idol however. I also love a good laugh so Simpsons, Family Guy, and South Park are good times.

I am not a fan of violent movies or movies where mean and sad things happen. I rarely have time to watch a movie so I want to watch something that will make me laugh. Blades of Glory, Little Miss Sunshine, and Drop Dead Gorgeous are high on the list. Miss Congeniality, Bring It On, and Baby Mama are good too. I also am a huge fan of the newer Stepford Wives with Nicole Kidman. I would love to see the original version as well.