poonwugget

I LOVE PRIVATE TRADES! If you like my gallery, go ahead and hit me up.

(4-21-13)..I just edited my profile, because life changes you...

Mom of 2, Lucas is 14 and Charlotte is 8. I live in a small town in Indiana where I clean teeth 4 days a week. My job is ok in that I meet some nice people, but it's wrecking my back and can get pretty tedious. I'm a self taught hobby artist in my spare time. I'm not religious, but I'm not an avid atheist either.

You have to try really hard to offend me. My tastes lean toward blue humor and adult themes. I will love anything strange.

Sometimes I work slow. This is why I'm usually not signed up for a bunch of swaps. Muses are funny things, and mine likes to come and go. If we do a private trade together, I will ask for like a month to send it, but most of the time it gets sent quicker than that.

I'm basically on this site to trade hobby art with other hobby artists. Mainly hand drawn or painted atcs, postcards and the like. I can appreciate artsy collage too, but I'm not really collecting scrapbook like things. Right now I really only work with colored pencils and ink, but I often daydream about doing other stuff. Sometimes I'll use paper mache for my halloween costumes.

I CANNOT TOLERATE ART SNOBBERY! Please know that I will never judge your stuff based on anything other than the amount of love that went into it.

I try to make things specific to a partners profile whenever I can. That being said, I am not at all bothered if you want to re-trade anything you get from me. I won't even be upset if it comes back to me.

Currently I'm loving modest mouse, arctic monkeys, and cage the elephant. Perennial favorites include ween, cake, funkadelic (one time George Clinton kissed me!) , the pixies, the ramones, and they might be giants.

Breaking bad, eastbound and down, an idiot abroad, curb your enthusiasm, trailer park boys, life's too short, parks and rec, adventure time, Tim and Eric awesome show (my very favorite!), and surprisingly, Americas next top model. I think I watch too much Tv....

I do appreciate the kindness involved with extra stuff, but I don't really need extra things. Unless it's more art from you.....I will love and cherish that. Otherwise, I will probably just pass it along to another swapper. Some exceptions are....

blank white atcs or postcards

Mail art (love it!)

Home made stickers and envelopes

crazy weird stickers or images

And if you're wealthy and generous, I can always use prismacolor pencils and fine tip micron pens (.005 to.8)

Since I just draw all my stuff, I don't have a ton of things sitting around to send to you either. Most of the extras I send are just more art.

I know everybody says this, but I always send. Please contact me if you didn't get something and I'll resend it.

I am currently collecting atcs of chubby nudes, male or female

I like anything you put time into, but especially hand drawn or painted stuff. Some favorite themes...robots, aliens and space stuff, funny cards, adult themes (sex drugs and rock and roll), monsters cute and horrible, freaks,anything really gory or gross, puns that make me laugh, out of place animals, portraits (especially of ugly people or people who aren't quite right), all things apocalyptic, and anything unexpected.

I DISLIKE preachy religious things, and I have to include environmentally preachy things in this too. I just don't want to be preached at I guess. Also, I hate precious moments things unless they're altered in an unflattering way.