Swap-bot Time: January 22, 2018 4:28 am


Date Joined: March 23, 2012
Last Online: January 18, 2018
Birthday: May 10, 1977
Country: United States
my gallery contains nudes

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4/27/2017. I edited my profile today to reflect my current station in this life.

About Me

Mom of 2, Lucas is 18 and Charlotte is 13. I live in a small town in Indiana where I clean teeth 3 days a week. My job is ok in that I meet some nice people, but it's wrecking my back and can get pretty tedious. I'm a self taught hobby artist in my spare time. I'm not religious, but I'm not an avid atheist either.

You have to try really hard to offend me. My tastes lean toward blue humor and adult themes. I will love anything strange.

Sometimes I work slow. This is why I'm usually not signed up for a bunch of swaps. Muses are funny things, and mine likes to come and go. If we do a private trade together, I will ask for like a month to send it, but most of the time it gets sent quicker than that. Also, I usually don't join profile specific swaps because I like to have something finished before I commit to a group swap. It takes the pressure out of swapping.

Favorite Crafts

I'm basically on this site to trade hobby art with other hobby artists. Mainly hand drawn or painted atcs, postcards and the like. I can appreciate artsy collage too, but I'm not really collecting scrapbook like things. Right now I really only work with colored pencils and ink, but I often daydream about doing other stuff. Sometimes I'll use paper mache for my halloween costumes.

I CANNOT TOLERATE ART SNOBBERY! Please know that I will never judge your stuff based on anything other than the amount of love that went into it.

I try to make things specific to a partners profile whenever I can. That being said, I am not at all bothered if you want to re-trade anything you get from me. I won't even be upset if it comes back to me.

Favorite Music

Currently I'm listening to 60's and 70's stoner rock like Love, Sleep, Nobody's Children. Also weird stuff like the vasolines and neutral milk hotel. Perennial favorites include ween, cake, funkadelic (one time George Clinton kissed me!), de la soul, tribe called quest, the pixies, modest mouse, the ramones, and they might be giants.

Favorite Television

American Horror Story, Fargo, Tim and Eric Awesome Show and Check it Out (!!!!my favorites!!!), Blunt Talk, Adventure Time and Regular Show, Better Call Saul ( if it ever comes back on...), Lots of adult swim stuff, and documentaries.


I do appreciate the kindness involved with extra stuff, but I don't really need extra things. Unless it's more art from you.....I will love and cherish that. Otherwise, I will probably just pass it along to another swapper. Some exceptions are....

blank white atcs or postcards

Mail art (love it!)

Home made stickers and envelopes

crazy weird stickers or images

And if you're wealthy and generous, I can always use prismacolor pencils and fine tip pens (.005 to.8)

Since I just draw all my stuff, I don't have a ton of things sitting around to send to you either. Most of the extras I send are just more art.

Oh yeah....

So far I've sent every time. Chances are, barring some sort of calamity, I will send your swap. Please contact me if you didn't get something and I'll resend it.

ATCs i like to collect

I like anything you put time into, but especially hand drawn or painted stuff. Some favorite themes...robots, aliens and space stuff, funny cards, adult themes (sex drugs and rock and roll), monsters cute and horrible, freaks,anything really gory or gross, puns that make me laugh, out of place animals, portraits (especially of ugly people or people who aren't quite right), all things apocalyptic, and anything unexpected.

I DISLIKE preachy religious things, including environmentally preachy things. I just don't want to be preached at I guess. Also, I hate precious moments or Disney things things unless they're altered in an unflattering way.


So far I've been pretty lucky, so there's only one.

Thanks @stephiedee for angeling the weird mixed media art swap with the super cool girly box. You're a freaking rock star!!


mle rated for Naked Nudie Swap on Jan 5, 2018
Comment: Thanks for the card and the space info.
Response: No prob, Bob.
shirleyinCA rated for 1 + 1 November on Nov 17, 2017
Comment: Wow! I love all 3 of your wonderful creations! I admire your talent and am thrilled I had you for my partner. If it is colored pencil, what brand? Or oil pastels? You blend your colors so beautifully I am in awe. Many thanks!
Response: Glad you like that stuff! I use prismacolor premiere pencils and layer the crap out of them. I also have 12 precious copic markers that I use when it's appropriate.
Comment: A private swap unlike any other that I can remember. Your art is so astounding! The color, the details, the funky subjects! Altogether simply superb!
Response: So happy you liked it, Jan. I was pretty proud of the whole deal :-)
Comment: The details in your card are stellar! I had to laugh at the newlywedded TV bliss. Thanks for a really top knotch PC swap! Stay as cool as you can!
mle rated for Adult Colouring page on Jun 12, 2017
Comment: Omg! I love it! I actually blushed looking at it and that's hard to do. Thank you so much
Response: Thanks for the nice words...I was pretty proud of that book :-)
mamalynn rated for Whimsical Girls on Apr 28, 2017
Comment: Such awesome artwork! Amazing! Love love love the girl om edge! Thank you for this, it's so very much appreciated...what a talent!
Response: Happy you liked it! Thanks for the kind words and prompt rating, you made my day.
Comment: So awesome, thanks much!
Comment: That ATC you made for me was just incredible. I LOVE IT!!!! Thanks for joining my swap & being a great swap partner. SMILES!!
Comment: I totally LOVE the characters that you created for me ... and you sent two ...I wish I could give DOUBLE 5s !!
Response: Happy you like them. Unique characters are my favorite thing to make. Thanks for the 5 and the heart.
Comment: Thank you sooooo much for the great, fantastic and awesome ATC you made me. Totaly what I like. And the cat on the envie very cool. ❤
Response: Sorry I'm so late responding! Thank you for the 5 and the heart! Glad you liked the cards :-)
taeniura rated for series in colours: black&White on Sep 17, 2016
Comment: The resend arrived today! Many thanks for the awesome card! It's amazing! You are a great artist, and I LOVE this card. -xx- Marjan
Response: So happy it got there! Too bad the other one is lost, all alone in the world....Thanks for the kind words and the heart.
Lady rated for 2:2 Black & White Inked or Pencil ATCs on Jun 5, 2016
Comment: awesome drawings - and such considerate wrapping!
Response: Thanks for the nice words and the heart :-)
purple24 rated for Alien ATC on Feb 24, 2016
Comment: Thank you for the awesome ATC's! They are the cutest little Aliens I have ever seen. Love your artwork. :)
Response: So happy you liked them! I haven't posted the mystery card in my gallery yet, but I will later tonight if you're curious. Thanks for the 5 and the heart.
PortFireFlirt rated for HDoP - blue postcard - INT on Jan 28, 2016
Comment: Love the PC. I can relate. All too often I stay up for no reason at all when I should of just went to bed.
Response: Thanks for the 5 and the heart. Sorry this thank you took so long!
Comment: Thanks for the 2fer. Awesome atcs! :D
Response: Again, sorry for the late thank you. Please know it's heartfelt:-)
pahasiga rated for HDoP - greyscale ATC - INT on Jan 19, 2016
Comment: Thank you for very nice drawings!
Response: Sorry this thank you took so long! But thank you much for the 5 and the heart.
Comment: Thank you for my conjoined octotwins! And I have half a mind to post the other on my neighbors door XD
Comment: WOW! You deserve a hundred thousand hearts for this swap. The ATC's you sent are are amazing...exactly what I was hoping to receive in this swap. The muscle guy does look like Stewie - LOL! Thank you for the terrific ATC's to add to my collection. I am looking forward to swapping with you again. Take care!!
Response: You made my day with all of your kind words. Thanks for the rating and the heart.
wolfeagle rated for Handmade Horror Postcard on Aug 29, 2015
Comment: Love this postcard. Thank you.
Response: Thank YOU! Sorry it took so long to say it.
mollypop rated for fear on Aug 24, 2015
Comment: Great postcard!!! I checked out your gallery. Wish I had some of your talent. ☺ the dark is my fear, however, clowns are right up there too. Thank you!
Response: So happy you liked it! Thanks for rating, and the heart.

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Hell0Z0mbie on Dec 1, 2017:

OMG. You sent me the most amazing tag ATC. I love it so much! The robot ATC, the card, envelope, magnets... everything is so adorable and detailed and amazing! Thank you so much, I love this and I'm floored by how much trouble you went to with it all! Thank you!!

CurlyTea on Nov 23, 2017:

jukejan on Jul 28, 2017:

Holy macaroni, your art is really outstanding!

Sazza on Jun 6, 2017:

"Thank you for making some artsy cool stuff for me" - Understatement.of.the.year. O.O @.@ Your envelope was so gorgeous I didn't want to open it! However, my husband, after also admiring the front of the envelope, very carefully started opening up the back of it so of course we had to see what else you made for me. 5 mins later = framed and in my closet-space craft area for inspiration and admiration. Thank you.... I can't imagine how long it took you to make such fantastic works (and I love the summer snowman idea, too, lol), but I very much appreciate your work and treasure them already. :) Thank you, Carrie

tcornell on May 9, 2017:

You are an amazing artist! Thank you for sending me the RAK for the Draw me a tag! The envelope and contents are incredible, and thank you for the very kind note also. I am still amazed by this- wow! Tracy

Hell0Z0mbie on Dec 5, 2016:

OMG I love the ATCs you sent me so much!! They are both beautiful and hilarious! SO GOOD! OMG!

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kiddomerriweather on Sep 11, 2016:

I received the AMAZING ATC's you drew for the "Favorite Theme ATC Tag." You have some major talent my friend. I'm seriously taken aback by your skills. Alice is so beautiful. The "Baby Bordello" had me cracking up! So hilarious! Thank you so much for making these for me. I shall cherish them forever. Thank you a million times over.

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