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Crystal=self proclaimed thrift junkie.

a proud native floridian, not very many of us left

mother to an amazingly insane 5 year old girl

i am heavily tattooed and always adding more...

completely VESPA (i have 3) and hot rod crazy, i collect anything relating to either.

i am an elementary art teacher.

i adore anything sideshow or circus related.

i love animals, i have 2 dogs (a manchester terrier and a chihuahua, both boys in the 10-13 lb range), 2 tortoises, a potbellied pig, and a few tanks full of fish.

i am a fred perry and ben sherman junkie.

if it has elvis on it i want it, even if it is fat vegas elvis.

i am a pirate. seriously.

i have mermaid and day of the dead issues... big time.

i love octopi and jellyfish.

nightmare before christmas is a big weakness for me.

my tattoos: 2 nautical stars with skulls in them on my back, a life sized appropriately placed flintlock pistol on my left hip, a Johnny Cash and June Carter Cash ''we got married in a fever'' piece, a hank sr ''i'll never get out of this world alive'' dead swallow, siamese twin pirate girls, a pair of octopi, an anchor, a compass, a bettie page mermaid/seamonster, bats with swirly purple clouds, my daughter's name in day of the dead skulls, jellyfish, seahorses and starfish filler, "red sky at night" and "red sky at morning" in my knee ditches, a monkey with a bottle rocket and pbr empties, SIDESHOW across my knuckles in blacklight ink, and the miller high life girl...

i love creepy stuff, not so much scary, but creepy... cute creepy, victorian creepy, mad scientist lab creepy...

i like tiny things and artsy dolls...

some sort of skeleton or skull is on almost every wall of my house...

i am head over heels for anything betsey johnson.

anchors are always a favorite...

i love tikis and tiki mugs (vintage especially!)

i collect old cameras and lighters...

halloween is my all time favorite holiday.ever. seriously.

PHOTOBOOTH JUNKIE...

i love anything brass knuckles or with brass knuckles on it...

i own Blythe dolls and Pullips (and Dals!)

i'm starting to get REALLY into the urban vinyl and blind box toys

i love cupcakes, making, wearing, and collecting them...

i love old country Cash, All 3 Hanks (i have Johnny Cash and Hank Sr. tattoos),Patsy Cline, Waylon Jennings, Loretta Lynn, June Carter Cash, Willie Nelson...

rockabilly-- ELVIS, the Cramps, Jerry Lee Lewis, Amazing Royal Crowns, Revrend Horton Heat, Stray Cats, Lee Rocker, BR549,Dale Watson...

ska-- Pietasters, the Toasters, Laurel Aitken, Skatalites, Bosstones, Madness, the Specials, Spring Heeled Jack, Magadog, Skavoovie and the Epitones, the Skunks...

punk-- the Ramones, The Clash, Descendants, the Crumbs, Manic Hispanic...

oi-- the Business, Cocksparrer, angelic upstarts...

and tons of other stuff-- i absolutely ADORE stuff like Elvis Costello and Tom Waits... love love love, David Bowie, the Kinks, The Who (mod era)

cult films-- anything John Waters, b movie, cheesy horror- especially Herschell Gordon Lewis... offbeat, oddball movies.

i paint, sew, draw, ummm lots of stuff, and am an elementary art teacher. i like to make random things like pirate teddy bears or siamese twins... i have been known to make large sideshow banners...

as far as things to recieve i'm open to anything made with love (or good natured malice)

My daughter is my world, she turned 5 in may. Her name is Emma Riley. she is convinced she is a mermaid pirate princess. convinced.

She has called the Jonas brothers her boyfriends since she was 2...

She watches all the disney channel shows like Suite Life, Hannah Montana, Wizards of Waverly Place, etc... and iCarly on nickelodeon...

loves those small plastic animal figurines that you can usually find at stores (the ones that are between like 2-4 inches i guess...)

LOVES GETTING MAIL ADDRESSED TO HER!

She likes books about animals and is a magazine junkie like her mommy. (ranger rick, any of the princess, barbie or nickelodeon magazines).

any kind of amigurumi... i can't crochet and it saddens me greatly...

bento stuff... i'm sure bug and i will fight over it. :)

hand made mermaid dolls

anything day of the dead

jointed dolls

anything sideshow related

VINTAGE GAME BOARDS i'm attempting to fill a wall in my living room with them...

anything cupcakes...

blind box toys (the cute little ones that you have no idea which one is inside)

munnys, dunnys, joe ledbetter, circus punks, all the vinyl toy type stuff...

ANYONE WHO MAKES ME ONE OF THESE WOULD BE MY FLIPPIN HERO!!!! http://fpea.blogspot.com/2007/06/free-pattern-friday-george.html

i have a super cute crocheted vespa pattern i would gladly share with anyone who would make me one!

i also have a knitted brass knuckle pattern i will share if you make me a pair!

my etsy shop is a collaboration between me and my wonderfully amazing boyfriend... i'm the Dixie(o'falldrunks) part and he's the King(o'falldrunks) part... we're just getting it started so keep checking back. right now theres a bunch of sock critters listed... and for the record, the King is a sewing machine repairman, what kind of true love luck is that!?! heehee!!

These are ones i'm still (rather hopelessly) waiting for, but certainly not holding my breath...sigh...

Circus dotee Bearded lady--- mournday

John Waters cult trash matchbox swap!--- megalodon

Hooray for CUPCAKES!!--- ladolcevitacrafts (angelled by the pinkposey)

bottlecap pincushions USA--- BLee

private scooter swap---stitchesaroundtheworld

reusable shopping bags int'l---brdarnell1

cupcake cuteness---pushingmeg

Cupcakes Galore--- Smarranca (ANGELLED BY VALERIE520)

Kawaii Whimsy Jar III--- Blu3

Dotee Doll-Haunted---mum21andtwins

Stuff a flat rate box with goodies---Nessy0504

Sock Monkey Swap-INTL--- Lamborama

Cute things plus Whimsey jar--- Beccabecca (angelled by Mouseybrat)