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Swap Coordinator:draco (contact)
Swap categories: Email  Miscellaneous  Newbie 
Number of people in swap:46
Location:International
Type:Type 1: Electronic
Last day to signup/drop:March 6, 2018
Date items must be sent by:March 13, 2018
Number of swap partners:5
Description:

For this swap you will, below, list AT LEAST one sarcastic comment about what I could do to make this swap better. Then, when partners are assigned, simply find your partners' names, find their sarcastic comment, and read it. If they wrote a comment, they get a 5. If they did not then they get a 1. Ps - if their comment made you laugh out loud or pee your pants, then they deserve a heart, don't you think?

I've seen this swap twice before, and loved reading the new comments every day

Discussion

draco 02/25/2018 #

i'd join this swap if someone hadn't requested to see it done again

fbresnah 02/25/2018 #

I'd join this swap if someone offered free money and chocolate!

institches 02/25/2018 #

I'd join this swap if someone hadn't requested to see it done again and if I wasn't considering joining.....again.

draco 02/25/2018 #

i'd join only if my dog could be included

isn't he the cutest dog you've ever seen?

MissLatitude 02/25/2018 #

I’d join this swap if I knew I’d get a 5!

BeHappyToday 02/25/2018 #

I’d join this swap if my hubby hadn’t taped my fingers up so much for using Swap-Bot so frequently and having to always stop and get more stamps for me!

ittybittykitty 02/25/2018 #

I’d join this swap if you were Neville and not Draco.

samsstuff 02/25/2018 #

I'd join this swap if what I send could be handmade.

charophyta 02/25/2018 #

I refuse to join this swap because it costs $3.75 to mail a sarcastic comment and it's not fair that you made it a Type 1. I'll only join if you make it a Type 3.

thebragal 02/25/2018 #

I’d join if we had more partners, if tracking was required and if it was Regional: Timbuktu! Oh and only if it was profile based but it isn’t required to have more than a 1 paragraph profile.

draco 02/25/2018 #

მინდა შევუერთდე ამ სვოპს, თუ აქ არ იყო ამდენი ნინები.

ndiza kujoyina ukuba le nto ingatshintshwa ukuba ayengayenzanga ngaphambili.

draco 02/25/2018 #

marco

draco 02/25/2018 #

Rabbitfreedom 02/25/2018 #

polo

Rabbitfreedom 02/25/2018 #

I'd join this swap if we could put all of our snarky comments into a pocket letter and decorate it with glitter and washi tape!

Ukucaitie 02/25/2018 #

I'd join this swap if I could think of something sarcastic to say that was funny

charophyta 02/25/2018 #

I would join if the send by date wasn't so quick... This swap really doesn't give enough time to send. I need at least 1 month to write the sarcastic comment.

tonat80 02/25/2018 #

I think to make this swap better you need to: have a smaller number of partners (1 is way too many), remove at least 1 requirement (you have too many listed)...oh, and if you sent the swap for me! If you follow these suggestions, I would be oh so happy and would absolutely join!

Tessssssa 02/26/2018 #

I'd join this swap if flaking was tollerated. I never did it and this seems the perfect swap to try it on.

Tjace007 02/26/2018 #

I would join the swap if my bank account didn't have a line distinctly saying "swap bot" not allowed

ladyjbug 02/26/2018 #

I'd join this swap if I wasn't out at the craft shops buying way too many discount items for future swaps, yarn and making my husband crazy while I figure out a place to store it.

bluehairedmary 02/26/2018 #

I'd join this swap only if you allow some double profilers and known flakers in and refuse to angel.

justme2905 02/26/2018 #

I would join the swap if I was garneted a 5 and heart.

justme2905 02/26/2018 #

I would join this swap if I did not have to rate 5 different swappers.

Aladyjackson 02/26/2018 #

I’d join this swap if I could meet all of the other commenters in person and they all gave me a roll of Washi tape. Now, that’s a swap for ya!

mcovey 02/26/2018 #

I’d join this swap if it wasn’t back by requested ! Oh yea i did request it ! Duh ! I’d join if all these comments was so funny !

fbresnah 02/26/2018 #

I would join this swap if I could post everyone's name who participated in the public forum and call them a poopy head. I like to be a troll.

waltsroo 02/26/2018 #

I'd join this swap if I thought anyone was actually funny. I'd join this swap if I didn't HAVE to be snarky. I'd join this swap if you had not contacted me PERSONALLY, and begged me to do it. I'd join this swap if you went into more detail explaining what we are really supposed to do. .....Really, I would like to join this swap!

draco 02/26/2018 #

i would join this swap, but i have to go out

how do you like my get up?

SniffyCreates 02/26/2018 #

I would join this swap if you hadn't specifically picked days for the swap that my unicorn will be on her period

period unicorn

tigerlily2110 02/27/2018 #

I would join this swap if I didn't have to boil the kettle to unfreeze the door to my office, then dig out the snow to get to my laptop, wake up the hamster and start it in the wheel to get some power. Can we not do this in the summer?

tigerlily2110 02/27/2018 #

I would join this swap if the host gave out free chocolate to everyone.

draco 02/27/2018 #

there's some chocolate for all

fbresnah 02/27/2018 #

Best type of chocolate. I would take one if I didn't have cats.

DeAnnaVarela 02/27/2018 #

You could make this swap better if it included cursing, nudity, and a nap.

DeAnnaVarela 02/27/2018 #

Oh...and carbs.

inkyplum 02/28/2018 #

I'd join this swap if I wasn't such a technophobe and it wasn't an electronic based swap, heh

LisaWithAKiss 03/ 1/2018 #

I'd join this swap if I could get a plane ticket to be able to go to target and walmart. (Frustrated non-American girl who really likes all them goodies and hate the transport costs)

25YearOldGrandma 03/ 1/2018 #

i'd join this swap if there were free puppies

GypsyCat 03/ 1/2018 #

I did join this swap if I knew why there was a turtle dressed like a hooker? An if she was on her way to get her red bottom heels, or is she she wearing them already? Hahaha!

Fun swap idea.

kgeslab 03/ 1/2018 #

I'd join this swap but I'm afraid I might say something to offend my partner. Plus I only have teacher reward stickers to send as an extra and it seems NOBODY wants those - EVER!

Tessssssa 03/ 1/2018 #

I'd join this swap if my comments could be deliverd by pigeons, just like in the old days. I don't like the speed of the internet

thebragal 03/ 1/2018 #

I’d join this swap if it was a requirement for each partner to transcribe the comments, in alphabetical order by Swap-Bot username, into a journal and send them to me, by courier, with tracking, before the end of the swap. That way I don’t have to read all the funny and sarcastic comments 10 times, each time getting so into the comments that I forget to read the usernames of my partners. Oh, and I need that ‘box of chocolate’ to be sent to me as well. Puuuuuupppppies!!!

camelsamba 03/ 1/2018 #

I'd join this swap if "pee your pants" merited a 1 instead of a heart. Because seriously, don't we all have enough drama in our lives already? Also, the smell of turtles combined with smoke just really makes me gag. I'd join if you got rid of that gif.

cllfdl 03/ 1/2018 #

I'd join this swap if you a requirement was to adopt a sweater wearing cat.

anna96 03/ 1/2018 #

I'd join this swap if a requirement was to wear a sweater made out of cat hair, and maybe some dog fur mixed in.

fbresnah 03/ 1/2018 #

I'd join this swap if people with a 1.00 rating and 20 1's on their profile were allowed to join because swapping is supposed to be fun and everyone deserves a second chance.

HisChild 03/ 2/2018 #

I'd join this swap if sticker slapping was allowed on ATC's, if I could use a homemade postcard made out of a toilet paper roll,if the zentangle wasn't required to be on a 3.5 inch square tile, if I didn't have to include my Swapbot user name, and if you would guarantee me a heart.

pbcquiltlover 03/ 2/2018 #

I'd join this swap if I could understand what Draco said!

ttbishop 03/ 2/2018 #

I'd join this swap only if it came with a whole bunch of "extras" from my "dislike/please don't send list" like every other swap. (The butterflies! Please god, make them stop sending me the freaking butterflies! And the clowns!! Seriously?! Why not throw a live snake in the envelope for good measure. Make my day!)

Kellpepper 03/ 3/2018 #

I would join this swap if the description was written by an 8-year-old because that is all I can understand. I would join this swap if I could just do what I wanted to and blame Draco when it was all wrong because she is a bullyhead who judges me by my actions.

Rabbitfreedom 03/ 3/2018 #

I would join this swap twice if we could all take a swap-bot themed cruise, where we'd craft all night and hang out on the beach all day (and possibly leave the DH's at home, LOL)!

Ukucaitie 03/ 3/2018 #

I would join this swap, but wait I already did.yippie skippy!!🙃

Aladyjackson 03/ 3/2018 #

I'd join this swap if I wasn't so tired and waiting, so we have to comment 5 times due to having five partners?

elkalsa 03/ 4/2018 #

i'd join this swap if the host could think by their own and not stealing ideas from us

emeraldawn 03/ 4/2018 #

I's join this swap if

I was allowed to sticker slap

rewards stickers all over the place!

thebragal 03/ 4/2018 #

5 comments? Really. Fine then. This is three.

thebragal 03/ 4/2018 #

Four

thebragal 03/ 4/2018 #

Five. (Do I get a heart now??)

LunaMoody 03/ 4/2018 #

I would join this swap but it has watchers, watching. It I didn't have somebody watching me, I would so totally join. Also if I didn't hear someone singing about feeling like somebody's watching them. I know at least one of you is now singing that song. Who in here is singing??? And what is up with that song anyway? If somebody's watching you, you don't sing about it.!! You RUN !!!!

LunaMoody 03/ 4/2018 #

I would join but then I'd have to be funny and make people laugh while holding my breath so I don't breathe in any unicorn farts. You know those things cause you to start seeing rainbows everywhere. I ain't got time for none if that.

LunaMoody 03/ 4/2018 #

I would join this swap if they gave out kisses for joining.

fbresnah 03/ 4/2018 #

I'd join this swap if smoking were allowed.

LunaMoody 03/ 4/2018 #

draco 03/ 4/2018 #

i'd join this swap, but...

draco 03/ 4/2018 #

marco

draco 03/ 4/2018 #

i'd join if i wasn't looking for my boyfriend. has anyone seen him? here is is picture...

Marybean 03/ 4/2018 #

I would join if it was USA only. All the good swaps exclude everyone. [context: Am Canadian]

Marybean 03/ 4/2018 #

I would also join if it was Type 3. Type 1 isn’t even worth it >~<

Aladyjackson 03/ 4/2018 #

I would join this swap if we were swapping board games

Ukucaitie 03/ 4/2018 #

Id join this swap if Dracos boyfriend wasn't creeping me out every time I read this page.

LunaMoody 03/ 4/2018 #

i would join this swap but I'm too traumatize from looking at the picture of Draco's boyfriend.

RooBaRoo 03/ 4/2018 #

Sheesh! This swap is a magnet for low-quality swapper's. IF you specified 3 layer's of store-bought 135 gsm laughing stock, at least 4 different sly cut's, & only big-brand humor (my fav is Jim Waltz), I'd CONSIDER hawking on it.

Gosh! I can't even imagine the ignorance of some people, I mean, what? they just drop out of their mothers'''''sss womb's without knowing what a zombie dottyy is ? I mean, really? Do they even pre-process the unborn babie's in those countrie's?

Now you're gonna get FIVE shoddy cereal-box & magazine cut-out sarcastic comment's, 5 month's after they mail it, 2 whole day's late outright! Serve you right!

porpie5 03/ 5/2018 #

Draco, you could really make this swap better, and more people would join, if you hadn't made it so jackdaw HARD! I am tied in KNOTS wondering how I can complete this swap.

ttbishop 03/ 5/2018 #

Draco's boyfriend ran off with the hooker turtle!

wittmert 03/ 5/2018 #

I'd join this swap if the swap description included an image of a dragon - but only if the dragon was purple, because everyone knows dragons are purple in real life.

wittmert 03/ 5/2018 #

I'd join this swap if the swap description included an image of a dragon - but only if the dragon was purple, because everyone knows dragons are purple in real life.

draco 03/ 5/2018 #

i'd join it someone else was hosting this เป็นร่วมเพศ swap

draco 03/ 5/2018 #

and here's your purple dragon

draco 03/ 5/2018 #

and this one's for you

riftvegan 03/ 5/2018 #

I'd join this swap if I knew what "sarcastic" meant. Could somebody please explain it to me? I'm just a newbie, and I'm really excited to join, but I don't know what to do.

Tessssssa 03/ 5/2018 #

Polo

Tessssssa 03/ 5/2018 #

I'd join this swap if I had to rate all te participants. Only 5 isn't enough for me.

Steinway5 03/ 6/2018 #

I'd join this swap if everyone would reveal the acronym behind their username... for example, draco's is obviously Director of Really Awesome Community Organizations. And mine is Super Talented Extra Intelligent Natural Whistler And Yodeler.

Steinway5 03/ 6/2018 #

Or maybe Draco is Dragon Rider And Cuddler of Owls. It's hard to say.

Artfreak16 03/ 6/2018 #

I'd join this swap if I didn't have to read through so many comments. Ain't nobody got time for that!

draco 03/ 6/2018 #

remember...do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup

draco 03/ 6/2018 #

i'd join if i didn't have to ass the artners

draco 03/ 6/2018 #

i'd join if someone has a good joke

bruxbaby 03/ 6/2018 #

I would join this swap if people would actually read the rules. It’s 1 comment, not 5.

NiniJae 03/ 6/2018 #

I'd join this swap if everyone signed up would be properly vetted. There's so much at stake with this one, you know!

riverwatcher 03/ 6/2018 #

I would join this swap if I didn't have a life and other more important things to do such as cleaning lint out of my belly button, picking my teeth, watching reality shows.....

DeAnnaVarela 03/ 6/2018 #

I'd join this swap if Draco would post more anti trump memes.

camelsamba 03/ 7/2018 #

I'd join this swap if the deadline was extended.

Oh wait - too late for that.

camelsamba 03/ 7/2018 #

Scratch that - I'd join this swap if there were an edit button so I could change the case to subjunctive in my previous comment.

sakura15 03/ 7/2018 #

I'd join this swap if the guys at the gym would leave me with the ability to use my arms after the work out. :P

sakura15 03/ 7/2018 #

I'd join this swap if you'd direct me to a gym when all the people there aren't making it look easy. Sometimes I think "you're done - why are you here :P "

ittybittykitty 03/ 7/2018 #

I’d join this swap if I wasn’t so busy trying to decide if Draco’s boyfriend has been photoshopped (please tell me that he has, even if it’s not true)

Aladyjackson 03/ 8/2018 #

I'd join this swap, if I could rejoin this swap

Aladyjackson 03/ 8/2018 #

I'd join this swap if I could not rejoin this swap too...(that makes 5 for me)

AZmom875 03/ 8/2018 #

I would have joined this swap but alas I totally missed the sign up date. Hey will some do a private swap with me. I really like to trade sarcastic remarks.

I am sorry I missed it, I had to take a canoe across the desert in this blizzard with a very sick neighbor's dog. or something close to that.

AZmom875 03/ 8/2018 #

Dang i hope I dont get rated a 3 for the last sign up and I cant ever remember to use a question mark ? and I dont use ' in contractions. Or capitalize i. It is just one of those days.

riftvegan 03/ 9/2018 #

I'd join this swap, but it's annoying when people miss the signup date. I'm pretty sure @draco missed the signup date, too, and that's just shameful for a host!

charophyta 03/10/2018 #

I'd join this BUT that pumpkin trump is way too political and it makes me really disappointed because I come to swapbot to escape from all that. PLEASE keep to safe subjects that won't offend anyone... stick to hooker turtles (triggering asthma attacks with their cigarettes if possible), unicorns projectile-menstruating rainbows, and taunting ugly people with some severe birth defects as freaks. (I will accept Pumpkins pulling their pants down.)

charophyta 03/10/2018 #

Also I don't think that chocolate made from dogs is technically vegan friendly.

draco 03/10/2018 #

i'd join this swap if my partners would send me $1,000,000 each...in $1.00 bills

GypsyCat 03/10/2018 #

I did join this swap if I wasn't cat sitting a farting cat. This cat keeps farting and sticking his tongue out at me everytime he farts. Yeah it sinks, get off the dinner table fur ball....😺😲

MissLatitude 03/11/2018 #

I joined this swap but wish I hadn't because I didn't get one single reward sticker, I will never admit if anything made me pee my pants and no one flaked on me...

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