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I would join this swap if... Round 2!

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Swap Coordinator:Jaichan (contact)
Swap categories: Miscellaneous  Email 
Number of people in swap:49
Location:International
Type:Type 1: Electronic
Rating requirement:4.96
Last day to signup/drop:December 14, 2010
Date items must be sent by:December 16, 2010
Number of swap partners:5
Description:

We had so much fun the last time... let's do it again!

I'm sure some of you have some end-of-the-year anger you want to take out on someone... why not me? This time you'll have five partners. Here's the description from the last one ~

Thank you to @allthisbeauty for pointing out that control-f will help you find your partners in the comments.

We've all seen them... the swaps where the host(ess) has written a detailed swap description, and then 50000 swappers write what they would do to make the swap better. Or why they won't join the swap. Or that they want specific things in a sender's choice swap. Or they want postcards in an envelope in a naked postcard swap. Or they want turquoise yarn in an all orange swap. You get the idea!

So, for this swap, it's pretty simple. Tell us what you would change to join this swap, or why you won't join the swap, or why I suck as a hostess, whatever. You will leave these comments in the swap comments and you will have five partners. You'll have a few days to post comments. You rate your partners on their comments here. If they've left a comment by the time the swap has closed (even before the swap starts!), then they get a 5. It's pretty much the only swap requirement.

It's pretty simple.

Have fun, be creative, don't be mean, rate your partners, and don't flake.

No recent unexplained ones or threes, and definitely no flakes on any email swaps.

Get commentin'!

Discussion

Jaichan 12/11/2010 #

Seriously? No comments yet? Ffft.

pahasiga 12/11/2010 #

OMG! What do you mean, only TWO days!? Do you understand that even if you assing partners as soon as you can, while people in America have 48-50 hours, people in East have only some 34 hours to.. er.. I guess to find that button that says she has sent her items??

pahasiga 12/11/2010 #

And if you ask me, just two days for finding this swap and signing up is too short time as well. I don't think you will get many participants this way.

Jaichan 12/11/2010 #

Do you think I should extend the sign up time to a year?

WestMichiganGuy 12/11/2010 #

You need to change it to 5 partners, because it says 1 partner.

WestMichiganGuy 12/11/2010 #

Yes, do give more time to sign up.

Jaichan 12/11/2010 #

Eek! Thanks, @WestMichiganGuy When I was setting up the swap earlier, my internet connection kept coming in an out.

dulcimer 12/11/2010 #

Another on of these crappy no brainer swap. Geeze Jai put you thinking cap o, get some inspiration. You live in New Brunswick not Newfoundland.

Jaichan 12/11/2010 #

Eff you, dulci. I am originally from Cape Breton, so there you go.

Ha! That comment just made me spit out decaffeinated green tea. It hurts when it comes out of your nose.

twobluecrows 12/11/2010 #

I would join this 5-partner swap if there were more than 3 people in it!

I also think it would be better if we didn't have so many artners, that's a lot of people to keep track of when rating day comes--I mean, I'll have to actually look them up and remember to rate them--with nothing coming in the mail to remind me.

I'd like this swap better if there were more blue things, some sparkly stuff, and, oh yeah, a few crows!!

:)

twobluecrows 12/11/2010 #

Oops, my typo fingers are acting up--I said "artners" I guess I can join, since we don't have any of those!

Definitely though, some sparkly blue crows would be a deal-maker!!

:)

crescendo 12/11/2010 #

If you changed it to control-fu I would probably have considered joining.

Barbi 12/11/2010 #

Can you change the swap rating requirement to 5.0? Because I just can't trust someone with only 4.96. That .04 difference is a deal breaker. ;)

Chromalaya 12/11/2010 #

Ok Jaichan, you are a great hostess because this is actually very clever and creative and I joined the swap after reading its description. To make this swap better though, I would like it to be kawaii related as I love that stuff; also why isn't a well filled out profile required?? Or why do we post here? Why not email it in secret or write a letter to our partners? And I have to agree with Barbi, the .4 is a massive deal breaker - just kidding. Ok I've gone on enough, someone else's turn :).

misscorbeau 12/11/2010 #

This looks like it would be a fun swap, but I was really hoping that it's profile based. I want a pony. Delivered before Xmas. If I can't get my pony I won't join.

draco 12/11/2010 #

only 2 days to get this swap e-mailed out after partners aka "artners" are assigned? gee, i'm glad i now longer have to try to make arrangements get to the library to go online (only been hooked up since dec 7, 2020). while we're on the subject, a couple of "beefs" i have about swappers in general on regional swaps, why do those who aren't in that region try to sneak in, or ask what an fb, a label/stickerbag is, or how many pages go into a mini-zine (and how big it is), those who flake on the simplest swaps, or those who sign up on swaps that require artistic skill(s) and they couldn't draw a straight line with a ruler to save their life. thanks for letting me get this off my chest also, i know some people aren't as good at explaining things in the discription as others

misscorbeau 12/11/2010 #

I'm really not that picky at all. BUT my pony needs to be black and white, but only a touch of white. On his tail, just a few strands, like he got it frosted. Any more than that and I will have no choice except to rate you a 3. and I HATE pinto ponies and ones that smell like smoke!

draco 12/11/2010 #

also, wouldn't it be great if the keyboard had a button with a raised middle finger on it or a butten that said "f*** this"

Cherries 12/11/2010 #

This swap is really too close to the holidays. Couldn't you have done it 2 weeks ago? Also, I want to know you didn't make this US-only?

misscorbeau 12/11/2010 #

Draco, can you not see that this is NOT profile based? That's why I'm not joining. If Jaichan really wanted people to sign up, she would definitely make ponies and flip off keys mandatory.I mean she's not even angeling. Whatever. Oh well...her loss.

Chromalaya 12/11/2010 #

What if the pony gets damaged in shipping? Or eats your carrot cake? Or comes late?

runnerbean84 12/11/2010 #

Hi, I'm sure you're a great hostess and all, and I don't mean to be rude but (here comes the rude comment that always inevitably follows the words 'I don't mean to be rude but...')............

Ok, first off, the timing is totally out. I mean 2 days- 2 DAYS?!! I would so join this swap if you extended the signup date and the deadline. Totally to suit me of course. I mean, NOBS to everyone else really, I'm obviously the centre of the universe., Duh!

Then there's the whole ARTNER issue. I would join if the number of artners was... well, pretty much anything but 5. Just cus. :-P

And your content sucks. I mean jeez, couldn't you have made the swap totally different and more about something I'm into? Like Kawaii, or Pop Art. Or the Moomins. Because never mind that we all have different tastes and if you don't dig one swap a zillion others will. I think they all should be what I like. You should have included more colour. And been more specific. And I want lots of Kawaii stuff. And if I don't get it, and lots of it, I will rate you all 1's. Without even PMing you.

Anyway. Despite all the above I still can't join. I've been diagnosed with a Skanktacular Heart Valve, oooohhhh yehhhh. So I'm totally going to flake anyway. But its not my fault. I will try and make good in four years when I want to rejoin. Just as soon as my knee gets better. Wait, I did say knee right? I mean, arm, no chin,.... err.... that was it, my heart. As swap coordinator you really should have allowed for this shouldn't you?!-- Go hang your head in shame.

Plus, check who's signed up. I would totally join if the people who signed up for your swap weren't so whiney!

Grrr.

x

Elin 12/11/2010 #

Well I cant join electronic swaps cause they do not give me enough hearts, cause i cant send extras.

I usually send a unicorn, tough not to australian swappers. You know, they got very strict postal policies about animals.

So I will join if i can send an extra unicorn to all my parters, and I cant join if you allow australians.

pahasiga 12/11/2010 #

What ponies?? This swap is about making a comment here before the partners are even assigned! I think the idea to make it profile-specific is a very good, though.

sebastian122 12/11/2010 #

How do I rate if I get a comment that looks like it was made by someone other than my partner? Is there a rule about swapping recycled comments?

Elin 12/11/2010 #

Well here are thw extra unicorn i should have sent if it wasnt an email swap http://www.unicorn-pictures.com/real-unicorn-posing

crescendo 12/11/2010 #

I just dropped this swap because I am offended that you are insinuating that I might be a non-rater or a flake by putting that in the rules telling me to rate and not flake! And what if I don't feel like having fun? Would I be rated down if I just have a mediocre time doing this?

ollie 12/11/2010 #

WTF? Why are all these swaps international? I can't afford to send my emails international. Please make this US only and I'll gladly join. Better yet, could you make it just for Massachusetts swappers? Things are a bit tight this time of year and I really can't afford to be sending emails all willy-nilly all over the world. Seriously, I've got kids to feed.

ollie 12/11/2010 #

Thanks for changing it. You suck.

joshsmama05 12/11/2010 #

I would love to join the swap but I'm a newbie....I'll definately keep watching and join the next go.....

ohpossum 12/11/2010 #

I would join this swap but I need to know exactly what is required to get a heart. I like for the swap hostess to tell me EXACTLY how to get a heart. I mean, will a finely crafted comment get me a heart? And what about sticker slapping - will I get a heart for a sticker slapped comment?

I know I would be PROUD to receive this comment. In fact, I really hate to part with it.

nasreen 12/11/2010 #

I would join if international swaps were more international like stop putting a dollar amount or yard/inch or foot requirement. Not every country in the world works with this currency or these sizes....sheesh.

nasreen 12/11/2010 #

Why should I explain my 1's or 2's, that is a bit private and should explain themselves!

pinkangelfishy 12/11/2010 #

I would join this swap if it wasn't sooo unoriginal! I mean, look at this original swap it has just sooo been done before. What can the coordinator be thinking? Does she have permission from herself to run the swap?? Doesn't she know how rude it is to host a swap without being completely original??? Even the wording is similar. Actually looking at all of the other swaps on this site they ALL have the same words in them.. just look! AND and THE and SWAP and SEND! OMG!!!!! NOW I'VE DONE IT TOO!!

Nooooooo! I can't participate in my own profile any more! I'm just too unoriginal!! AAAAAHHHHHH!

Marryth 12/11/2010 #

I would join this swap if (and ONLY if) it involved hand-drawn flaming aardvarks. Hand-drawn ONLY as well - no collage work here! Glitter is optional but highly recommended if you want a heart! ♥

pinkangelfishy 12/11/2010 #

Also, my 3 was only in August 09 which is obviously far too recent.

misscorbeau 12/11/2010 #

Nasreen! LOL Chromalay, if pony gets damaged I will so 1 you for not putting packing tape on the envelope! And I think you're out of line to mention the carrot cake...it's a very serious illness. Not as much as Skanktacular Knee valve, but still... Elin, I said PONY, not UNICORN,that's like an altered horse.

TerryF 12/11/2010 #

"We had so much fun the last time... let's do it again!'

Geez, that's what DH said to me last December. And let me tell ya, it was definitely NOT fun. Pine needles stuck in my butt, tinsel wrapped around my neck, and no milk left for Santa by the time we were finished (DH had me pretend to be a cow, and well, you can figure out the rest). Plus the cat howled like a banshee the whole time.

Oh, wait a minute...you were talking about doing this swap again? Oops. Sorry. Too much information.

If you can't even write a clear swap description, how the heck am I supposed to do it? Sheesh.

draco 12/11/2010 #

please double check profiles before sending. i don't remember THAT item being listed in mine. also, instead of a pony, i prefer a cow. oh, never mind the cow, my landlord will probably have one if a pony with my name on it shows up, and i don't feel like paying for my mailman's hernia operation when he delivers the animal

Marryth 12/11/2010 #

misscorbeau, I'm sorry, but the pony I'd be sending you smokes. :( I've tried to get him to quit - that has to count for something, right? (Or am I doomed to a three?) I can include a box of nicotine patches?

draco 12/11/2010 #

i'd rather this be a snail-mail swap because knowing my luck, when i hit send, i'll probably end up in the spam box and be deleated before being read

crescendo 12/11/2010 #

If you are going to be adding a livestock clause for a few of the picky swappers, then I am definitely going to rejoin because I love goats.

crescendo 12/11/2010 #

Wait, am I going to be marked down because I posted more than one comment?!?! I am confused, because in some sentences of the swap description you say "comments", but then in the last sentence you say "if they've left A comment"...which one is it? Singular or plural?

Missysmom 12/11/2010 #

OMG- you guys are too funny. I love the "smoking pony" comment and TerryF's comment sounds like it could belong to the artist formerly known as Elizabeth.... you know who you are. As for me, I really don't understand how I am going to rate my partners if I don't have a "real" swap in front of me- and besides, I've told you a million times that I want the full value for my postage so sending only one comment is a huge waste of my postal cents. And one last thing- I want all my comments artistically collaged with only a minimal amount of bling attached. So- what is the problem here now? And no I do not accept collect comments. That's all!!

twobluecrows 12/11/2010 #

OMG pahasiga!!! I must have it!!! LOL!! It's so sparkly and BLUE!!! ROFLMAO!

draco 12/11/2010 #

you want me to send a WHAT?!?!? and you call ME picky? the cheek was uncalled for. where's that "flip off " key when i need it?

CajunLady 12/11/2010 #

I joined this swap, even though it might go against my ratings because it's an electronic swap.

5 partners? Can we please do more? And what about hearts? Can you tell me what I should and shouldn't do to get hearts?

CajunLady 12/11/2010 #

oh and it would better if this was US only because I can't afford to ship outside of the US...wait I don't have to ship do I?

CajunLady 12/11/2010 #

Plus the cat howled like a banshee the whole time.
I have a mental image of the cat:

Chromalaya 12/11/2010 #

I think I will wait until the 20th to send mine out because that date suits me better and then blame it on forgetting due to the time zone difference! After all, I am EST and obviously that causes confusion! :) What a sweet kitty Cajun lol.

ollie 12/11/2010 #

Can all of my partners only leave their comments in Swahili please? That's the only language I can read.

Chromalaya 12/11/2010 #

Will we all get hearts if we leave it in Swahili?

ohpossum 12/11/2010 #

so, are we sending a pony, a unicorn or a taxidermied cat? This is all so confusing - I think I may have to drop the swap.

Chromalaya 12/11/2010 #

what if I told you I wanted all 3 and I want mine here by Monday?

ollie 12/11/2010 #

There's too many Swap-bot gang members commenting here, I may have to drop out of this swap.

smilingloz 12/11/2010 #

I would join this swap IF the rating requirement wasn't so high!!! It's only an online thing, so surely it's not such a big deal if I don't have a 4.96!

Changeling 12/11/2010 #

Sent you a PM. I would really like to join this swap but I saw there is a participant with whom I had a bad experience four years ago. Okay, maybe it is not her. But her profile name is kind of similar. She also uses similar colors in her avatar. When you remove this person, I will be happy to join the swap! Please let me know when she is gone.

Also, quick question...I noticed you mentioned this is an "end-of-year" swap. Does that mean it is a holiday swap? Do we also need to mail a Happy New Year card to our partner as well as rating them for their comments? As 2011 is the Year of the Rabbit, I would like Happy Year of the Rabbit! cards. Thanks!

draco 12/11/2010 #

ollie= vizuri, alitaka maoni yako ratings/kwa lugha ya kiswahili, hivyo napa ni maoni na wewe

(well, you wanted your comments/ratings, in swahili, so here's a comment to you)

(translation by www.google.com/languages_tools)

Changeling 12/11/2010 #

Can you please remove the comment above this one? It appears to be written partially in Swahili. That is not fair to those of us who do not speak/read this language. It may also confuse other commentators who may think they also must leave their comments in non-English national languages!!! Thanks!

CajunLady 12/11/2010 #

I might be late in sending mine out too. Would that be a problem for my potential partners? I know right now that I will most likely be late, but I'm going to join anyways. Will you still rate me lower than a 5 if I am late?

Fatherted 12/11/2010 #

I can`t join because its international. Why do you have to do it international!? It would be so much cheaper to send my email just around Europe or only in Germany! Didn't you know how much a cable over sea costs? Its too expensive! Change the Region and i will join, maybe... if i have time.

Fatherted 12/11/2010 #

and i can't join because this swap is just such a waste of MY time! Did you not think of that? I will join if just everyone send me something from my grievy wishlist on my profile! Of course you have to email me to aks if this item is alright to send to me which you choosed! Just send me minimum 6Dollar postage package! Or i have to rate everybody down! If i join, but send to me anyways.

Fatherted 12/11/2010 #

oh i mean GREEDY wishlist, sorry :)

ohpossum 12/11/2010 #

I can't join this swap because I'm tired and my eyes are all swimmy and I keep reading poor Fatherted as farthead.

I'M SORRY FATHERTED!

Fatherted 12/11/2010 #

and i dont like that the host dont put a picture in the swap description! how should i imagine the swap without a picture?

Fatherted 12/11/2010 #

and i cant join because of my stupid name and everybody just read farted!

Fatherted 12/11/2010 #

(>°°)> (>°°)> (>°°)>

ohpossum 12/11/2010 #

It's just my EYES! and maybe a little bit too much exposure to my 11 year old son's mindset.

Fatherted 12/11/2010 #

(-.-)

and i cant join because some participants have problems with their eyes! how they would rate me if they cant see? run around in panic

terrimamma 12/11/2010 #

my conscience won't allow me to associate with such a critical group of people! however this is definately an easy 5(& hopefully a heart) .... so in order to make this swap more acceptable to me, i must insist that everyone send the hostess a HUGE flower arrangement along with a note of apology for our very unladylike behavior. if this is not made a requirement for this swap i will drop it...like its hot!

draco 12/11/2010 #

instead of a flower arrangement, how about an edible arrangement since we're all being a bit fruity anyway, but should we send or throw the fruit?

draco 12/11/2010 #

why, oh, why do i keep coming back to this swap every so often, the discription doesn't seem to be changing

Jaichan 12/11/2010 #

Mikki, that cat is terrifying.

I go away for a few hours and I come back to THIS? WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO SATISFY YOU PEOPLE? I give and I give and I give, and all you do is take and take and take. Don't you all realize I just got thumped with Christmas knitting requests? I've spent the day knitting a mitten at wrist-breaking speed and drinking decaf green tea?

WHY IS IT DECAF? I DON'T KNOW!

I would also like a pony who speaks Swahili.

judyhalloran 12/11/2010 #

I would love to join this swap but I see the creator didn't offer to angel and it would break my heart to not be able to read a comment from one of my partners... do you think you could angel?

megswaps 12/11/2010 #

I would only consider joing this swap is it was hoseted by REAL Christmas elves who ride around the world on the backs of magical faries delevering toys to childern. Sorry Jaicahn, you just don't meet my crieteria for a swap hostess. Get yourself an elf hat and some magic beans and I will consider putting this swap on my watch list.

nlgrudis 12/11/2010 #

Ok the voices in my head & The Evil Flying Monkeys From the last swap are demanding that I only join if pahasiga didn’t say “assing partners as soon as you can” in the second post. I always do the opposite of what the voices in my head & the Flying Monkeys demand of me. But I want a pony that speaks Swahili and a thousand 5 heart ratings and sparkles and homemade fudge with a side of liver & onions. But even if I get all that I would only join this swap if everyone could go roller-skating in tutus with Elvis. Oh and why did we not ALL get handmade, engraved, profile based, written invitations made with toilet tissue and rubber bands from Jaichan? Oh and I also think someone (and you know who you are) should angel this and all future swaps hosted by people that live on the yellow brick road or in the yellow submarine.

cathydolphinlvr 12/12/2010 #

I would join this swap if it was Letters with a small profile related gift or parcel

siouxx05 12/12/2010 #

How do I rate if I get a comment that looks like it was made by someone other than my partner? Is there a rule about swapping recycled comments?

Also, I would only join this swap if my comments were cut to the exact size! And I got a unicorn especially because I live in Australia, that not only spoke Swahili but farted rainbows..!

Peacewytch 12/12/2010 #

"Assing partners"? "Farting artners?" How can I not join with terms like these being coined every few seconds! Oh shoot, it's the "I would join this swap IF" swap, which means I can't join. Or does it COMPELL me to join? Oh, the enigma and paradox is making my head asplode!!!!! =Oo

Emika 12/12/2010 #

I would join this swap if it were international.... oh, it already is? Well, in that case, I'll only join if I can be guaranteed that I can send to another Hungarian swapper. I don't care that I've been on swap-bot for months and have yet to meet one; you're the hostess so make it happen!

Also, I see that the point of this swap is to "leave a comment". Well, grammatically, the word "comment" implies a quite short text, and I don't think most of the so-called "comments" above fit this description. So I think you should either change the swap description to say "leave a message", or else I'm going to rate all of my partners down for not following swap requirements.

/end comment. That was fun! I think I got out all my bitchyness for the day, thanks!

Changeling 12/12/2010 #

Is there a dollar limit on our comments? I don't mind reading re-gifted/thrifted comments but they must be clean and like new. Please no comments concerning wool since it seems to keep giving me hives.

Changeling 12/12/2010 #

Also, some of the previous comments could be advocating mistreating of ponies by offering to send them through the post in small envelopes without adequate oxygen supplies. I'm afraid I will not be able to stay in the swap if this continues.

You should add a note to the swap description:

IF SENDING A PONY, BE SURE TO POKE SOME HOLES IN THE ENVELOPE. MARK THE ENVELOPE CONTAINING THE PONY, "FRAGILE/ HAND STAMP ONLY!"

Contacting Rachel about this.....

AndreaJ 12/12/2010 #

I would join this swap if people weren't so funny in the comments section. I make it a rule to only join swaps where people aren't as smart as me.

I would join if this host didn't tell me how to choose my rating. Hell, I can give a 1 if I don't like them!

bb2 12/12/2010 #

I'm a little nervous about joining this swap. All this talk about ponies and cats makes me think I could end up with an animal hair in my swap. My three cats get very upset if they think I've touched or been around another animal. And, the wool issue . . . it is never good to send wool. If you send wool only one garment can be made, but if you send the sheep, I have garments for life! I'll just be watching for now to see if Jaichan removes all comments about animals!

kpatricialee 12/12/2010 #

Hi kila mtu mimi ni mpya hapa hii ni swap yangu ya kwanza! Mimi ni hivyo msisimko, lakini ninyi je, mimi kutuma? Ambapo ni anwani ya kila mtu? Mimi hivyo kuchanganyikiwa. hostess alifanya hii si Newbie kirafiki. Mimi kabisa lazima kuwa wanatakiwa kusoma aina yoyote ya maelekezo. Usiwe na wasiwasi! Mimi si flake! sigara yangu banshee ponies shoved katika bahasha na tayari kushughulikiwa --- na wao ni mapya kwa harufu, hivyo tunaweza kupata hii juu na?

.... Ni kweli kuna byta-bot Mafia? na jinsi gani ninaweza kujiunga?

kpatricialee 12/12/2010 #

Hi everyone I am new here this is my first swap! I am so excited, but who do you I send to? Where is everybody's addresses? I'm so confused. The hostess made this not newbie friendly. I totally should not be required to read any sort of instructions. Do not worry! I won't flake! My smoking banshee ponies shoved in envelopes and ready to be addressed---and they are starting to smell, so can we get this over with?

....is there really a swap-bot mafia? and how can I join?

kpatricialee 12/12/2010 #

That swahili was straight off of google translate....so not my fault if it sucks! :P

....I would join this swap if people weren't allowed to leave multiple comments...

draco 12/12/2010 #

i would join if this was a swap, but this seems to be a chat room

draco 12/12/2010 #

and since glitter is part of the requirement, forget it-too messy and i have absolutly no where to store a pony, besides, i can only have an aminal in my place if it weighs 30 pounds or less, so could you make my animal a chicken?

hollychihuahua 12/12/2010 #

You know, I'm feeling a little bit left out because everyone's username is somebody's mom or mommy or mama or momma. And some people don't know how to spell. I mean, just because I'm hollychihuahua and rant about my furbabies all the time, doesn't mean I should be kept out of this swap. Ban all baby mamas and allow furbaby mamas and I'll happily join.

draco 12/12/2010 #

kwa nini wewe si bite yangu, lakini pengine kufurahia ladha

hollychihuahua 12/12/2010 #

Your comment above only proves my point that people can't spell. You should really ban yourself from this swap.

hollychihuahua 12/12/2010 #

And dare I even mention the "artners" situation???

queenelisheba 12/12/2010 #

I would join this swap if the following things are changed and ONLY THEM will I join:

Change rating to 5.0 I can't risk getting flaked on.

I will send you a list of swappers you drop as I WII NOT swap with them. They were mean to new on the PF and I will never forget it.

No animals...I'm a vegetarian and don't even like to joke about them.

No foreign languages...if you don't read english use the google translator-it's marvelous!

USA only...do you know how much it cost to send across the pond?!?!?

Change this to an alerted swap so we can alter all comments.

Lastly, tell swappers they are guaranteed hearts if the comment on my profile saying I'm supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

queenelisheba 12/12/2010 #

Great..now you asl know I can't spell either.

queenelisheba 12/12/2010 #

Yes what draco said...unless it was mean, or rude.

queenelisheba 12/12/2010 #

In which case I would've used CAPS LOCK

twobluecrows 12/12/2010 #

@ollie Hapa ni maoni yangu katika kesi mimi kupata Ollie kama mpenzi wangu

This is in case I get ollie as my "artner"

twobluecrows 12/12/2010 #

I would join only if no one can use CAPS LOCK! I HAT BEING YELLED AT!!!!

twobluecrows 12/12/2010 #

...AND I hate IT TOO LOL

twobluecrows 12/12/2010 #

ROFLMAO TWICE!

queenelisheba 12/12/2010 #

DEFINITELY DO NOT ASSIGN ME @TWOBLUECROWS AS MY PARTNER.

Jaichan 12/12/2010 #

Speaking of Evil Flying Monkeys, when I was a teenager, I was part of an acting troupe. We were the Munchkins in the city's production of The Wizard of Oz. I can still do the Lollipop Guild dance.

draco 12/12/2010 #

WHO'S YELLING???? IT'S JUST YOUR IMAGINATION, AND CAN WE SAY "SPEL CHECK"?

draco 12/12/2010 #

დრო უნდა ვისწავლოთ ახალი ლიტერატურა

queenelisheba 12/12/2010 #

AND! something came up and I'll need 2 additional days...please extend the send date

draco 12/12/2010 #

gee, why don't we just move the "send by" til sometime after the first of the year, with the holidays and all, plus it would give me time to find the horse i'm supposed to send

Marryth 12/12/2010 #

No way - if you change the send-by date, I will have to drop out. Do you know how much it costs to support a smoking pony? I can't handle another two days! (Also, he smells like smoke, which I just cannot abide. To my partner - he DOES smoke outside at least.)

Marryth 12/12/2010 #

That's it, I'm putting my pony in an envelope so he is ready to send. I promise I will tape the seams/edges though!

bb2 12/12/2010 #

The more I think about this swap I'd like to see more details in the description. For example, I'm not sure how many times a day we are required to post. And, are there a minimum number of sentences required? Do we need to post mostly in the morning or afternoon? If it is mostly in the morning, Is it okay if I'm still in my pjs? I just want to be sure I do everything right so I don't get a 3 rating. : )

queenelisheba 12/12/2010 #

Yes, please advised the min. amount of comments, I also would like to avoid any negative ratings, and rate accordingly.

draco 12/12/2010 #

did you remember to put holes in the envelope so the smoke can get out?

xSugar 12/12/2010 #

I would join this swap if it wasn't during the holidays. Are you crazy? I DO NOT have the time and money to invest in this swap right now. Do you have any idea how long it takes to post a comment? Literally minutes. I could be using my precious time to end world hunger or make me a sandwich.

xSugar 12/12/2010 #

I also think this should be a high-dollar profile-based swap, even though I'm broke and will send something I like anyway. Some people are going to get ponies, and I'll probably just get a half-used sheet of stickers. How is that fair? I want a pony that talks and wears a top hat and monocle. Or better yet, I want a PS3. That should work as a fine substitute. But my partners should be forewarned that I am offended by EVERYTHING and rate 3's for disliking the swap items, so that means no sending anything from a home with pets/smokers because I WILL DIE, no candy or food because I'm probably highly allergic or will hate it completely, no religious items, non-religious suggestive items...no dark and depressed or even happy items. I hate all colors except the exact color of Chamoisee. No sex, violence, death, love, tolerance...you know, just send me a PS3 and I'll give you a 5. But not a heart. You'll have to do better than that.

bb2 12/12/2010 #

I would join this swap but I'm getting more and more confused. Are we expected to learn the Lollipop Guild dance? I can only do the Good Ship Lollipop dance! Will that work?

sweetest0sin 12/12/2010 #

i'd join if and only if the long comment section was shorter

draco 12/12/2010 #

question, when we send our swap, can it be handwritten or does it need to be typed? how many pages does it need to be? naked or in an envelope? letter or can it be on a postcard? can i get away with e-mailing it? i would send it pony express, but you would probably just keep the pony--and screw the letter. and if YOU expect me to DANCE to my partner in order to get my swap YOU'VE GO ANOTHER THING COMING!!! (an envelope full of what the pony leaves behind), POSTAGE DUE. and i think wal-mart has the ps3 on sale, just map-quest the directions to the closest place

ohpossum 12/12/2010 #

I would join this swap if Jaichan posts a link to a youtube video of the Lollipop Guild Dance.

ollie 12/12/2010 #

I would join this swap but there's just too much bickering between everybody posting here. What an immature bunch of children you all are. And you're all so picky, wanting ponies and such. Don't you know what kind of burden that puts on your partners? Plus where the hell are you going to put 5 ponies anyway?

AndreaJ 12/12/2010 #

This swap is bad because I've spent most of the day checking to read the new comments.

If I join, I want my partner to be a fan of the TV show "Dance Your A** Off"..

Changeling 12/12/2010 #

Something has came up and I will not be able to rate my partners until umpteen weeks after the swap date. I will be busy celebrating the Annual Great Feast of Finally Got Some Time Off Work and My Holiday Bonus but I Already Spent it Twelve Times but Will Keep Spending It Anyway and Probably on New Earring Making Supplies and Cat Food. But don't worry- I'll be sure to rate my partners in July as soon as I return from this most major holiday!

xSugar 12/12/2010 #

This just won't do. You need to push the deadline back indefinitely because the holidays are going to screw everything up. How dare you make a swap when we're busy and then expect us all to honor it.

draco 12/12/2010 #

and think of the hernia the postal employee's are going to have when they have to deliver the pony's to your partners, and the mess that they'll leave in their building. you gonna go clean up after them? if you want one so badly, i'm sure i can find a picture online to send you. would that work for the swap requirement? if not, TUFF S*** i'm sure some psychologist would have a field day with you lot

draco 12/12/2010 #

oops. if you people want a pony so bad, i'm sure i can find a picture of one online somewhere for those who requested one. i myself am not willing to give the postal employee's a hernia by making them deliver real ones nor am i going to the p.o. with a shovel to clean up after them. if the photo's aren't good enough for the swap requirement, well, that's just TOUGH S***.

Potatoez 12/12/2010 #

I would join this swap if there weren't so many comments. Frankly, I find this all rather confusing. And you only give me two days to get to the post office, don't you realize how long the lines can be during the holidays? Speaking of the holidays, I'm atheist and will not accept any religious materials. Also I'm allergic to animal hair of all kinds so no ponies, stuffed cat skins, or unicorns will be accepted. Especially if you put them in too small of an envelope, I'm a vegan and do not tolerate animal cruelty. Give them space. I am also allergic to nuts, dairy, seafood and caffeine. And scented things. Non-smoking houses only please. I really think this should be a type 3 swap, just to make sure nothing gets lost in the interwebz. I would hate to get a 1 when I sent out my comment before the deadline. All these dang swaps expect me to explain those. Could you make sure to pair me up with someone in the US as well? You know it goes, postage is expensive.

P.S. I find the color blue highly offensive.

sebastian122 12/12/2010 #

Marco.

draco 12/12/2010 #

i'm sure some psychologist would have a field day with you lot. i still want the chickens, they're easier to clean up after than a pony (newspapers vs. shovels/pitchforks). plus, i'm not about to surport the smoking habit of a pony (why does he even have this habit anyhow)?

draco 12/12/2010 #

polo

Missysmom 12/12/2010 #

to changeling- I was reading too many comments and I just want to clarify- you want a "Happy year of the Rabbi" card? What if you are offended by religious things? Oh my, I hope I haven't crossed any lines here but how can you know where the line is unless you cross it? And to all of you who want ponies- they are having a huge sale on donkeys right now so just be happy with what I send.

kpatricialee 12/12/2010 #

@draco In my extensive career as a farm animal substance abuse counselor, ponies smoke to relieve the stress of being called cute all the time. Same goes with chickens, although they prefer hookah

kpatricialee 12/12/2010 #

@missysmom if there was a line, I might have just sprinted across it.

Sam 12/12/2010 #

well im sorry to say i cant join this swap because you have all had me laughing so much for the last hour reading all the comments, your just too funny to be serious.

the hostess mentions ratings and 5's and expects me to explain my 1, 1 i dont really see why i should it wasnt my fault and wheres the glitter i want glitter it has to be pink glitter with yellow spots. i think you should also send the person next to you a cheque for £100 as a nice extra.

as for email why should i .... i dont want to email swaps !!!!!!!!!

i dont want a unicorn or a pony or even a cat or sheep however i am waiting for my partners to send me brad pitt wearing nothing but a red bow .... come on im impatient WHERES MY SWAP ?

draco 12/12/2010 #

what are you going to do with 5 brad pitts? isn't there only one of him? unless you only want internet photo's of him patience, please-NOT

draco 12/12/2010 #

in case anyone's interested, (probably not) i clicked the "print preview" button and we're about to hit the 12th page of comments i guess we don't have anything better to do, in whice we should have been working on this swap instead of leaving nasty comments to each other, i guess if you live in the general area that i live in (wisconsin) we're snowed in (east of me, your next in the storm area). the snow we got last night will be affecting when i can send the swap out

draco 12/12/2010 #

sorry for the spelling mistakes, i know it sucks

Fatherted 12/12/2010 #

only with beard

draco 12/12/2010 #

nini, sisi kutoa up kwa lugha ya kiswahili, ya? aibu

queenelisheba 12/12/2010 #

After spending the day at the beach I've decided to watch this swap.

draco 12/12/2010 #

queenelisheba at least you weren't snowed in. i had nothing to do but watch this swap

queenelisheba 12/12/2010 #

Draco, you're right, how rude of me. I should've attached a picture! I add that draco attach a picture of able since I'll never see any living in los angeles.

nlgrudis 12/12/2010 #

My bologna has a first name! How about yours?

draco 12/12/2010 #

don't know how to attach things to e-mails nor do i have a camera that allows me to take pictures

draco 12/12/2010 #

i mean take pictures that i can upload (seriously, and this has nothing to do with the swap, i really am serious)- sorry

and nlgrudis--my bologna's first name is ralph (which is what i feel like doing every time i smell the stuff)

draco 12/12/2010 #

i mean take pictures that i can upload (seriously, and this has nothing to do with the swap, i really am serious)- sorry

and nlgrudis--my bologna's first name is ralph (which is what i feel like doing every time i smell the stuff)

draco 12/12/2010 #

maybe we should have some kind of comtest to see how many pages of comments we end up with when this whole mess is done and over with. page 12 of this swap was about 2/3's full at the end of my last comment.

instead of calling this section "leave a comment", for this swap should by "try not to be committed" judjeing from some of the comments i've been reading since this swap has been in operation

twobluecrows 12/12/2010 #

"Same goes with chickens, although they prefer hookah"

So that's what they do in the coop at night when we don't see them!! No wonder they stumble out in the morning like drunken sailors! No one is getting my chickens!! But, I'd like a pony, too!! Maybe a blue one to match my crows!

twobluecrows 12/12/2010 #

draco, here in CT we got rain!! Rain, rain, and more rain, and I would join this swap if the roof in the cat's room didn't leak!! They're driving me crazy making be dump the bucket all the time! They keep looking for whatever is making that dloop, dloop noise!

twobluecrows 12/12/2010 #

misscorbeau 12/12/2010 #

Marryth you can send the smoking pony; however only addicted to nicotine, NO HOOKAH! I am allergic to hookah!. Also, I am very particular about the nicotine patches. AGAIN, they need to be hand drawn, no collage--do you know what drawn means? if not I can copy and paste a comment form an older swap. Also I am very particular about colors, I mean check out my profile. I list copious lists of films, TV, music that I like. But I will not list any crafts or colors, or themes that I'm into. You need to figure it out. It's kinda like a challenge to you. You're up for it, right?

twobluecrows 12/12/2010 #

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twobluecrows 12/13/2010 #

I will only join this swap if I can move my chickens into this nice blue hookah room!

misscorbeau 12/13/2010 #

All I can say bi-otches is that my hubby keeps thinking something is wrong with me because I keep yelling out HAH! or BAH! or laughing until I cry. Jaichan, this is making my ribs hurt. This is affecting my testicular balsamic fat quarters. YOU SUCK!

Godssongg 12/13/2010 #

I will only join this swap if you have the power to turn me into a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle that rides a purple My Little Pony... either that or Rainbow Brite's Pony... Also, If you must know, and this is very important... I must be crowned Queen of Everything with a crown made of starburst wrappers. Not that I eat the candy, but they are colorful, and I must therefore have a crown made of the wrappers. And I must be crowned with the wrappers by rappers. But preferably not by Kanye West, cause it's my day! and I don't need him telling me that you will be a better queen than me.

xSugar 12/13/2010 #

You have reached the end of the Internets...brain overload.

draco 12/13/2010 #
draco 12/13/2010 #

sorry, brain farted

Potatoez 12/13/2010 #

I will take the donkeys if they are on sale. But if they smoke I expect them to come with a months supply of cigarettes, I can't afford to keep up the donkeys bad habits, you know? And if the donkey isn't here by the day after the deadline I will be sending you nasty messages.

draco 12/13/2010 #

smoking camels might be cheaper, though bad for you (i know, bad habit). the camels you can get just about anywhere (at least in the us)

and how did we get back on the subject of smoking habits of beasts of burden?

does anyone know any good dirty jokes?

Sam 12/13/2010 #

WHERES BRAD ........ im still waiting

draco 12/13/2010 #

you only want one brad now? earlier, you wanted 5 brads

EffiG 12/13/2010 #

OMG I can't join this swap! what if i end up having to get a brad or learn the lollipop guild dance!! far out i don't think I can afford postage if I'm sending a toe nail clipping from a flying ant eater!! I mean I'm shipping from australia people don't you know what postage costs are like here!! Can't you make this an australia only swap?

Also I think we should make this an exotic tea swap. I'm worried that the tea that I am expecting won't get through customs but I'm going to sign up anyway. If i don't get it i will definitely be rating a 1! I mean if i signed up for a tea swap I should get tea right? RIGHT?!

Potatoez 12/13/2010 #

Can you send me a wombat? I've always wanted a wombat.

draco 12/13/2010 #

EffieG==

remember, you also have to send a smoking pony (and hopefully he only smokes the legal stuff, not the green jagged-leafed stuff people put in bongs or pipes made out of toilet paper tubes and tin foil, or knows what a roach clip is). also, double check who wants unicorns, chickens, goats, or taxidermy cats

draco 12/13/2010 #

i'll take a kangaroo, koala bear, or ostrich

xxkarenlxx 12/13/2010 #

Reasons why I can't join this swap:

I only join original swaps and Jaichan recycled this one.

I can't take any more pony hating comments, they make me cry. :(

I never received the spit covered comments promised to me in the LAST swap.

Brad never showed up.

Potatoez 12/13/2010 #

Note: The wombat can smoke under the conditions of the previous comment regarding donkeys. But if it's the green stuff he better have a medical card. And he has to find his own grower.

worldtraveler 12/13/2010 #

You are right about the tea!! And I don't like red tea or black tea or green tea even, I only drink earl grey tea!! Has anyone ever tried putting honey in their tea? When you send me the tea let me know how you drink your tea. But if I'm new here and I don't know where to get the addresses to the person on the yellow brick road or yellow submarine or the guy who was in the play The Wizard of Oz. He must've been using his chicken's hookah before he went on stage for that one. Maybe he should move in with the chicken in the hookah room, but then he'll have to change his address on his profile BEFORE the sign up deadline otherwise it won't be my fault if his comments and messages don't reach him. Oh I'm just doing to drop. When I do my swaps I always allow at least a week between sign up and send by because some people only get on their computers on the weekend. They might not be fortunate enough to have a smart phone.

** Sent from my iPad.

kpatricialee 12/13/2010 #

In honor of this swap i am getting a tattoo of a chicken smoking hookah.... or a wombat.

Sam 12/13/2010 #

omg i want a tattoo .... can it be a swap requirement plz we all trade pics of our tats that would discount all the none tattooed ppl :)

ohpossum 12/13/2010 #

Just as I was wrangling the stoned pony into the envelope I realized we've switched to Australian livestock. Sheez. In that case I want a Drop Bear.

Sam 12/13/2010 #

WHERES BRAD ??????????????????????????

Fatherted 12/13/2010 #

i can only join if i get a rainbow chicken baby !

ellie1200 12/13/2010 #

I can't join cause it took me so long to read all the comments that I forgot what the original swap requirement is. Then I got confused because some people seemed to be talking in a different language? Is this swap international or something? Am I going to be expected to send something overseas and get it translated into a different language? If so, what is the language and how do I find a translator? I've had bad experiences with using an online translator before so I don't want to do that again. I'm not sure I can afford to hire a real translator so maybe you would be willing to do it for free since you are hosting this swap? Also, I noticed some reference to farm animals. I thought it was illegal to send live animals internationally? Are we required to send them live? Will we be rated down if the animal does not arrive alive? I want to be sure to pack it securely and might not be able to leave enough airholes. I wouldn't want the post office to not mail the package if live animals are illegal. I'll just lie on the customs form but if I leave airholes they might get suspicious. So I'll join if its ok that the animal arrives dead or alive.

ellie1200 12/13/2010 #

Oh, wait. I can send a baby instead? Does that have to arrive alive?

draco 12/13/2010 #

but first check to see if your partner WANTS anymore brats in the house, if not, you'll probably end up with a couple of theirs. others don't have 5 kids to send out to various partners. as for the livestock, if it doesn't make it there still alive, at least you wouldn't have to buy meat for your christmas meal, but my luck, my partners would be vegetarian. as for the livestock finding their own growers for the weed, i'm sure it can find some growing in the backwoods somewhere

draco 12/13/2010 #

i think i'll drop the swap i'm getting sick of it taking me 5 minutes to scroll down to the botton to check/leave comments, that's bull

pahasiga 12/13/2010 #

Great. Does anybody know how to make a swap "alerted"?

draco 12/13/2010 #

when you read the comment section on swaps (in general), how many times do you feel like saying "DUH" when you read some of the stupid things people ask about the details?

draco 12/13/2010 #

pahasiga

don't know about how to make a swap "alerted", but i'm sure i can make one "perverted"

pahasiga 12/13/2010 #

And, doesn't a chicken smoking a wombat count as animal cruelty?? I hope @kpatricialee meant at least smoking a dead wombat!

Right! I don't have enough kids to send them to all my partners! But I have great tits. Would sending them be OK, too? I think I have at least five, so I can send to all partners.

draco 12/13/2010 #

if you send me a kid, you will be rated a "3", if i'm generous

if someone has a kid named Brad, please send him to sam, or she would be so disappointed

Potatoez 12/13/2010 #

I may have to drop this swap, I only join family friendly swaps, and now we are required to send tits. I don't think this is going to work. And I only have two, where do I go to get more? Do they have them at Walmart? They have everything, right?

TerryF 12/13/2010 #

Can I send just a piece of each tit so they stop rubbing against my belt buckles?

xxkarenlxx 12/13/2010 #

I see some swappers think other swappers are speaking foreign languages. In reality, those swappers are possessed. I'm afraid I can't join this swap because my mom doesn't let me play with possessed people. :( It's catchy you know.

Sam 12/13/2010 #

sorry i have to drop the swap someone mentioned babies and i dont want a baby could i have chocolate not a baby plz

draco 12/13/2010 #

why you, stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking, NERF HERDER!!!! how dare you imply that i'm possessed. well, it takes one to know one

EffiG 12/13/2010 #

@Potatoez I think I can find a weed smoking wombat that grows it's own stuff within it's pouch, but that is provided I don't end up with a male wombat in that case I am affraid I will have to include a female wallaby to lend it's pouch.

@ohpossum Sorry drop bears are endangered not sure if i can get you one. Though if i disguise it in a charlie chaplin outfit It may just work. Fortunately I have a charlie chaplin outfit right next to me... I think we can do this. If package arrives without the actual dropbear It probably fell out of the packaging and dropped down from the plane whilst being transported. They have a tendency of doing that.

Also I don't have a spare child to send... can I send a hand-made one? or does it have to be store bought?

sebastian122 12/13/2010 #

I'm watching for now. I need to see more draco brain farts before I'll join.

draco 12/13/2010 #

maybe you could use a chia pet to plant the seeds and train your animal to take care of it itself, if he insists on having THAT habit, just as long as the beast stays out of my alcohol stash. i need the brew if i have to deal with a stoned, drunken pony, llama, chickens, or whatever animal we're on now

draco 12/13/2010 #

and as for the handmade child, it needs to be made frankenstein style, with real spare parts. if you use a brain from a male, you know it'll be unused

ohpossum 12/13/2010 #

Woohoo! Drop Bear in a Chaplin costume... I'm in!

I will also accept tits, kids, wombats, stuffed cats and altered horses of any kind.

draco 12/13/2010 #

while we're altering horses, i prefer mine to still have THOSE parts, unless you send a centaur, a hippogriff or one of those flying mythological ones that i'm unsure of the spelling of

Chromalaya 12/13/2010 #

Ok so what are we swapping again? :)

Potatoez 12/13/2010 #

Handmade babies are fine with me, but no sticker slapping!

I will be eagerly awaiting my stoned wombat and his pouch full of smokeables.

xSugar 12/14/2010 #

What if we are only capable of making a baby the regular way? Can we extend the swap for another 9 months? We could all trade babies. I don't know if they ship well, though.

Missysmom 12/14/2010 #

I am really sorry I didn't join or read all the comments from this swap #1. I'm glad the TV is loud enough that hubby can't hear me splitting a gut. I don't think I have anything else to offer tonight- so sleep well and if you can't- just count the blue sparkly ponies.

misscorbeau 12/14/2010 #

I lost my job today. Yes, this close to Xmas; can you believe?? The saddest thing is that I have 7 wombat kids that need presents. They really like designer handbags and Kawaii--the primo sh*t, no Disney, NO Diiddle!. Yes, I know it LOOKS like I'm participating in 11 pricey swaps that involve expensive purses and tons of Sanrio, but actually I'm just recycling things I got in previous $$$ swaps. So PLEASE if you have a heart at this time of selfless giving, please send a huge ass check. Honestly, it's for the wombats. How would you feel if every other four legged kid had presents but you didn't? sniff sniff

mommaviv 12/14/2010 #

I would like to say that I would join this swap if I could see through my tear filled eyes! If the other people in the swap would turn down the funny and let me take a freakin' breath. My family is giving me the stink eye because they are trying to watch mythbusters!

Sam 12/14/2010 #

ponders what about a blue sparkly pony with a baby riding it ?

hides from the men in white coats ................ now what were we swapping again ?

hollychihuahua 12/14/2010 #

I totally think you should have called this swap stinky (animal) stories #2. I hate it when swap hosts don't name them right!

draco 12/14/2010 #

sorry, i need to drop out of the swap because: THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY, HA-HAA!!! THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY, HO-HOO, HE-HEE, HA-HAA!!! TO THE FUNNY FARM, WHERE I'LL BE HAPPY TO SEE THOSE NICE MEN IN THE WHITE COATS...

Potatoez 12/14/2010 #

You know, could someone send me a PHOTO of a comment? Just so I can get an idea what we are talking about here. I'm not sure if I'm doing it right.

Potatoez 12/14/2010 #

Also, does it need to be in an envelope? Or should I send it naked? Can I be naked too? Or should I wear an envelope as well?

xSugar 12/14/2010 #

Can someone physically come over to my computer and do the work for this swap for me? I'm computer retarded and I don't know how to type. My cat is doing this for me right now, but I don't know how long I can bribe her with tuna noms.

jannieb 12/14/2010 #

I would join this swap, but I don't see anything in the requirements about misspelled words, capitalization or punctuation in my partners comment & those are the 3 more important things!!

Plus...you can't tell me what to rate. If my partners comment has any misspelled words or punctuation errors I will rate them a 4.

EffiG 12/14/2010 #

I ALWAYS wear an envelope when I am swapping, I mean what if the person I'm sending to want's to actually send me out to another I mean there wouldn't be any more room to write addresses.... or would there ;P

But wait... if we are now mailing ourselves in envelopes with the sparkly ponies and wombat offspring, won't the package arrive whilst the receiver is being posted to another address. If that's the case I think I will have to drop from the swap.. I can't afford the sustenance to keep myself and the other living creatures alive for the time it takes for my partner to give up waiting for theirs. Will the weak link who breaks first get a 1? I can't afford to be the weak one because i need higher than a 4.999999999999 average in order to join all the good swaps.

AndreaJ 12/14/2010 #

Okay, I have to drop out of this swap because the comments section is too long. also I hate people using exclamation points in their comments! Multiples!!!! Annoying!!!!!! The hostess shouldn't let people post pictures here either.

EffiG 12/14/2010 #

PICTURES?!??!?!?!?!?!!!!!???!??!!?!?! i don't know how to post pictures, definitely going to have to drop from this swap now. Maybe I can program an infant smoking wombat unicorn to submit comments for me. Is that allowed? I will stay in this swap if that is the case, otherwise I think you are all being unreasonable.

pippelotje 12/14/2010 #

I'm just not getting this. I was in the first round, commented nicely with loads of compliments on @Jaichan s profile and now I have to accidently stumble on this swap?????? I mean, where's my perfumed, handwritten invitation? and by finding out this swap so late, there's allready so much spam from all those people that are whining about pony's and rainbows and exclamation points and stuff. So I have to waist all this time to reading all those stupid commenst and looking at the most irritating pictures. really. soooooooo not cool. I wish there was a limit of stupid remarks for this swap. then I would join. If I got a personal, scented, handwritten invite.

evenaed 12/14/2010 #

Okay, okay, I joined but only to see if I would enjoy it. I must say that now that my sides are aching and my jaw hurts and I truly have almost fallen off my chair. I simple cannot remain in this swap. I was in another like this and all the sudden it was glitter filled and I detest glitter so if that is going to happen here I must quit.

ohpossum 12/14/2010 #

Allrighty then, I got yer scented comment RIGHT HERE!

(it's a scratch-n-sniff)

Xandoz 12/14/2010 #

SOS! Please send Peanut Butter Cups. Then I'll join.

That is all.

Xandoz 12/14/2010 #

P.S.All your comments are making my scrolling down the page take forever.

The Coordinator should really do something about that!

Fatherted 12/14/2010 #

Chromalaya 12/14/2010 #

My computer stopped working, so I won't be able to complete this swap, though I can't explain how I am able to post this or still login daily; nor do I know when I will have it up and running again.

midwestkiwi 12/14/2010 #

I would join this swap except it allows glitter! and I absolutely cannot stand glitter! It clearly states in my profile, NO GLITTER. And @fatherted has posted a glitterator!

Also I almost missed the signup date because I didn't receive a personal engraved, embossed glitter free invitation. What kind of hosts are they allowing on SB these days?!

midwestkiwi 12/14/2010 #

How do I rate if I get a comment that looks like it was made by someone other than my partner? Is there a rule about swapping recycled comments?

Amanita 12/14/2010 #

I really really really want to join your swap but I do have a couple concerns...

Obviously the number of artners is way too high and you're showing some serious disreguard for all the people saying they would join if it was lowered, and this goes for the length of time to send the swap as well. What about all those poor people in the East that will only have 30 some hours to find the control "eff you" button (which I haven't been able to find...) to search for ALL those artners?

Also, I agree with Farthead (thanks for being a good sport), I'm very worried about the people in the swap having to rate based on reading our comments (or is it one comment? That was never cleared up...) when they have bad vision. What if they can't read our specific pony or sparkly crow requests? Of course, maybe I shouldn't join this swap either than because I could have sworn some of those comments were in Swahili...

And I will maybe join if you can make sure I won't be partnered to Elin. It's nothing personal (like SOME people who won't join because possilby maybe perhaps someone who's in the swap flaked on them before, pshh) but I do have a very serious alergy to unicorns. It makes my SHVD (Skantacular Heart Valve Disorder) act up. I do love them, especially the ones that fart rainbows. And it really irks me that Changeling can come in here and demand a Proper Treatment of Ponies reform, and leave out the unicorns. It's already been agreed that Unicorns are not ponies.

Then there's the fact that I can't dance. I have ferrets that I could dress up as munchkins and I could be the good witch... but I just want to make sure I'll be getting a five for that. I would even have screaming banshee ponicats with wings to acompany the bad witch for the heart.

And I really don't want to have to go get a tattoo of a chicken smoking a wombat using a flaming ardvark as the light. It will cost too much! And unless you up the dollar ammount to send to each of our artners I just won't have the cash for it. Or the time, after spending so much time trying to even figure your darn swap out.

(And one more thing... I'm a little paranoid of draco who admits to being hooked up to the internet in Dec 2020. I believe we have a time traveller in our midst. It's only a matter of time before more come and they all take over the chicken hookah market >.< althoug he might be able to give us a solution to how Sam can get 5 Brad Pitts and not 5 random rainbow chicken baby Brads, and possibly even the technology to fit a pony into a glitterator...)

Until I see you taking these concerns more seriously, I will not join your stinky animal stories swap. Thanks.

draco 12/14/2010 #

has anyone seen or heard from the host lately???

pahasiga 12/14/2010 #

What is it! It is already 14th and partners have not yet been assigned...

draco 12/14/2010 #

where's my weed smoking, drunken pony?????????? i'ts supposed to be here already!!!!!!!! i'll give it until my mailman comes to receive, if not, i'll have to wait 2 weeks to approperatly rate. but as the fact that i'm a time traveler, i already know the pony's not coming. no one was supposed to know that i'm a time traveler. how did you catch me? so i made 1 little mistake in my future (or in this case, my past). wait...i don't have to wait 2 weeks, i'll just go there now, and NO, I'LL WON'T BE TELLING YOU WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN IN THE NEXT 10 YEARS.

CajunLady 12/14/2010 #

Ok I would join, but I don't want a Brad. Can I get Davey Havok

Or Matt Tuck instead?

grimmlynn 12/14/2010 #

Dear Swap Partners,

I joined, but think I will have to send late. I mean, 2 days? Is that really enough time to write a comment, click 'leave comment' and then click that you have sent the swap? It is the holiday season and I don't have time for all that. In fact, I have handwritten a 10 page letter to inform you of how 2 days is simply not enough time and I might not be able to fit this swap into my schedule right now. Also, I have issues that the hosts writes we will have a 'few' days to write comments, but yet she only gives us a 'couple' of days. It is like she thinks we are superheros. And that we don't know the difference between 'few' and 'couple'.

Though I will be late in sending this swap, I still expect 5s and hearts, but if any of my partners are late in sending, I will rate you an automatic 3 and call you a loony if you think I should be lenient. After all, you had 2 whole days to send your swap, you know?

Sincerely,
Jeni
(grimmlynn)

P.S. The only way to earn a heart from me is to send a large flat rate box full of cat treats and cat toys to my youngest cat, Mini. But if she doesn't like it, you might not get a heart after all.

DarkSkullMistress42 12/14/2010 #

Wow! another one of these annoying swaps.and with guess who, now isn't it just dandy as it seems this is the only way she can get ratings for herself.

And the riff raff *she lets in here is just awful, talk about flake central. I would not trust some of these people with my coloring book and crayons.

I need a longer send date as I'll never get this done with my Christmas as I'm making all my gifts and really don't have time. making wine for gifts,is a fine art, picking the grapes, squashing grapes with bare feet I even have to enlist the help of my dogs in the squashing grapes, but don't tell my relatives! so seriously the send by date needs changed, do you not even care about your fellow swappers.

I swear its always about you Jai, always have to be in the spotlight, always ME,ME,ME!

spinjenny 12/14/2010 #

I refuse to join because you allow people with ratings lower than mine to join. I would join if you only allowed people with higher ratings than mine to join, only then you wouldn't let me join ... so ... whatever ... there is no way I will join this swap!

draco 12/14/2010 #

darkskullmistress42=

i would send my pony over to help you make your wine (or is it whine), but not only does he smoke, he drinks.

isn't this christmas time? all you people have no your minds is "GIMME GIMME GIMME" and whine (what kind of cheese and crackers would you like with that, so i know what to send)

and why aren't "artners" "assed" yet????? i have some more time travelling to do

midwestkiwi 12/14/2010 #

Could you move up the send by date? I really need some more electronic ratings before Christmas so I can join those high dollar electronic swaps in time to get some free Christmas presents. Please be sure and send that rainbow farting unicorn express mail. Thank you.

Potatoez 12/14/2010 #

I don't know, but because of the delay I will actually be on Neptune during the swap dates so I will be unable to rate until I get back in March. Don't worry though, I never forget to rate. And since I won't know if your packages are waiting at my house, I won't rate those either (until March). And please, don't put SB on the outside of the envelope, with my mail sitting there that long someone might steal my starving glitter pony before I get back if you clue them in.

CajunLady 12/14/2010 #

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midwestkiwi 12/14/2010 #

What' your email address @Potatoez I'll come and steal that glittery pony whilst you are on Neptune. Even if it is glittery, if it's pony I can regift.

dkay 12/14/2010 #

WTF. You call this a swap? We only get 5 complaints. Well I got a heck of a lot more than just 5. Hell, that won't even get me started! This is too stupid to join!

draco 12/14/2010 #

what? still nothing from the host? hope she didn't forget about us or something.

oh, nothing with glitter for me, i have a hard enough time keeping my place clean as it is, with those chickens and all, though their feathers come in handy when i need to restuff my down coat-can't do that with glitter.

another bad thing about this swap, it taking longer and longer to scroll down to the bottom, with 22 pages worth the comments

what, we have nothing better to do? we should be consentrating on the swap. well, i guess some people have a little too much time on their hands

instead of sending glitter animals, kids, tits, and celibs, i'm sending midol and pamperin to some and coal for their stockings to others, but i still want what i asked for earlier

Colima 12/14/2010 #

I can't join this swap because there is too much pressure to think of a witty comment and therefore I will think too long and be late sending and I just really can't deal with the possibility of being rated lower than a 5♥.

@Draco if you're my partner don't send me midol or pamperin - I want a couch made of chocolate so I can lay on it and watch movies when I don't feel good and just eat the chocolate as I please. But it has to be made somewhere there are no peanuts or almonds because I'm allergic.

CajunLady 12/14/2010 #

mmm couch made of chocolate...I would lay there for hours, just turning my head slightly to nom on it until my fat ass fell through it.

mum2boys82 12/14/2010 #

I would join this swap but I've been trying not to join any more before the new year due to Christmas postage...if you could run this again in the spring that would work better for me! Also I'm not comfortable with the amount of animals being used in this swap, so making a no animal rule would be super! lol Xx

mum2boys82 12/14/2010 #

I would join this swap but I've been trying not to join any more before the new year due to Christmas postage...if you could run this again in the spring that would work better for me! Also I'm not comfortable with the amount of animals being used in this swap, so making a no animal rule would be super! lol Xx

draco 12/14/2010 #

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midwestkiwi 12/14/2010 #

Please send my pamprin and midol chocolate covered.

draco 12/14/2010 #
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draco 12/14/2010 #

oops, that didn't work. maybe i should click "preview" before clicking "leave comment". well, someone did say they would considder joining if i had a few more "brain farts"

here's one

Amanita 12/14/2010 #

Draco, is the eff you button on the future keyboards?! You slippery swapper you!

draco 12/14/2010 #

let's see if there are to be others, unless someone would like to angel me on the farting brain. if i can do it, i'm sure you can

draco 12/14/2010 #

i'm not telling, why spoil the fun or creat paradoxes

as for that last attempt of keyboard artwork, it's a "do it yourself" project, just to try to up the challange level on this swap

Jaichan 12/14/2010 #

I totally want a Glitterator! That's what the meals I design are missing! Whew... my career is totally going to take off. I'll have to check if there are any dietary or religious constraints on serving unicorn on airlines...

draco 12/14/2010 #

no glitter for me-i'm allergic

dkay 12/14/2010 #

Glitter? Keep that stuff to yourself. It sticks to everything! I believe my doc was a bit surprised at my last yearly physical!

draco 12/14/2010 #

and how did you get glitter in THERE?!?!?? and you think doctors heard and seen just about everything

phtbtmgrl 12/14/2010 #

I was gonna join, but then I read @draco s comment about nerf herding and I am offended! Don't you know that nerfs are free range and should never be herded?! I just feel like @draco has no respect for the entire nerf population.

draco 12/14/2010 #

add children to my allergy list

midwestkiwi 12/14/2010 #

I would join this swap except that @Jaichan has such terrible table manners. Plays with food?! Glitterated meals?!

phtbtmgrl 12/14/2010 #

@cajunlady 's cat picture is creepin' me out! I will join this swap as long as I don't get a creepy cat. Only cute kitties and puppies.

draco 12/14/2010 #

if we're going to play with our food, i say we all get together after the swap at some "all-you-can-eat" place and get into a massive food fight (as part of the swap requirement). there's enough people in this swap to make it worth while. (host pays both the bill and everybody's "disorderly conduct" fine)

draco 12/14/2010 #

phtbtmgrl= how about a shar-pei for your puppy

draco 12/14/2010 #

where is everyone?????

phtbtmgrl 12/14/2010 #

@draco

A shar-pei would be fine, as long as it's a cute one. I'd ask that whoever sends it, please make sure that it's wasn't near glitter while they packed it up. Glitter gets everywhere and it would be such a hassle to clean glitter out of wrinkles.

Changeling 12/14/2010 #

A moment ago, my cat Pretty Polly typed a comment and even pressed the Leave Comment button! Sadly, the site seems to have timed out before she could successfully share her wisdom. Having caught a glimpse of the comment before she attempted to send it, here is what she was wanting to communicate:

5

This probably represents the 5 swap partners we will each receive. If so, she is very much into the spirit of swap-bot and I will be allowing her to arrange some of my future packages!

It may also however, represent the number of times a day she wishes to be fed.

Unrelated to Pretty Polly's attempted post, as I was writing, I thought I caught a glimpse of one of my kitties pass through the door and into the room behind me. But both kitties are napping here. Spooky! Have caught the Shadow Cat out of the corner of my eye a few times since moving here. It does not seem like a bad kitty- just mysterious.

emeraldmist 12/14/2010 #

I would so join this swap, but there it's not Halloween themed!! What is the fun of a swap with out skulls, witches, or zombies? Don't you people know that the holiday is almost here?!?!?!?!?!

I will ONLY join this swap if you send me evidence of the love spells that you preformed in my honor. I want candy (full sized bars only - no dark chocolate or marshmallow cream!), stage makeup, and a witch's hat.

I also need a zombie costume for my cat, well first I need a cat black of course!

So my demands are: 1st partner sends me a black cat 2nd partner sends me a zombie cat costume (speak to 1st partner to determine size) 3rd partner sends me 5 full sized milk chocolate bars 4th partner sends me a complete character make up set 5th partner sends me a dark green lacy witch's hat.

Thanks! Please send me a personal e mail when this swap is corrected.

Jaichan 12/14/2010 #

I would join this swap if I hadn't been sucked in by Celebrity Rehab 4 with Dr. Drew, which consequently melted my noggin.

Please save me.

Potatoez 12/14/2010 #

I would join this swap if the host would stop watching bad television ;)

sebastian122 12/14/2010 #

Marco.

hollychihuahua 12/15/2010 #

Polo.

midwestkiwi 12/15/2010 #

I just noticed that I was assigned an international artner. this can't be right. I meant to indicate that I can't afford an international artner right now. I'm sending my comments COD

hollychihuahua 12/15/2010 #

I would have been way more into this swap if people weren't so half-hearted and wimpy. I mean, not answering my polo, well, that's like flaking!!! It should have been a requirement not to flake on the polo!

SundaysChild1966 12/15/2010 #

Marco

hollychihuahua 12/15/2010 #

Does COD still exist? Because if it doesn't exist, I don't think you can send that to your artner. But there might be payment plans. Unfortunately, the swap host wasn't clear at all about payment plan structure, so we will never know!

SundaysChild1966 12/15/2010 #

No .. no .. COD fish are endangered because the seals ate them all. But maybe you can use PayPal?

hollychihuahua 12/15/2010 #

Now that's what I like to see @SundaysChild1966 Finally a swapper on here that knows the rules of Marco Polo! Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, born I was Thursday's child.

draco 12/15/2010 #

hollychihuahua--that was my line, i'm telling jaichan...waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i noticed that artners were already assed, but it's still yesterday here. i didn't have time to drop out. jaichan must be in a different twilight zone, i'm on central standard time. i supose my partners want their ponies, wombats, unicorns, glitter and all that other crap they had the balls to ask for, (which reminds me i should probably go take one. why do they call it "taking a crap when you're actually leaving one?)

hollychihuahua 12/15/2010 #

♫Lucky old sun is in my sky Nothing prepared me for your smile Lighting the darkness of my soul Innocence in your arms♫

draco 12/15/2010 #

in case anyone actually gives a rats behind, we just hit page 25 for comments. let's see how many pages we can still squeeze pot of this baby before the send date closes

hollychihuahua 12/15/2010 #

This should have been a lyrics swap! I would love it if someone sent me the lyrics to the remix of "artners were already assed". I would automatically give hearts for that!

draco 12/15/2010 #

i mean out, not pot, which the pony smokes

draco 12/15/2010 #

or was it the wombat that smoked that

hollychihuahua 12/15/2010 #

@draco have you been hanging out with that pony???

dulcimer 12/15/2010 #

My head hurts ~ all these comments suck. and I hate getting that email telling me I can start swapping ~ I want to drop the swap and now its too late. Will you defer my partners to some one else.or I an just sit back and reap the benefits of the swap ~ it is Christmas after all.

SundaysChild1966 12/15/2010 #

draco .. squeezing pot out of a baby ... hmmm makes me wonder - if you get olive oil from squished olives and corn oil from squished corn .. where do they get baby oil?

draco 12/15/2010 #

i was wondering why the pony was so interested in that certain patch in his pasture, or what was really in the middle of that bale of hay i gave him. no wonder he's multicolored and glittery

draco 12/15/2010 #

sundayschild1966-, i think the baby oil is what comes out of their behind, aka diaper gravy

draco 12/15/2010 #

farting brains should have been a requirement for this swap.

draco 12/15/2010 #

colima-, well, i was assed as your artner,i couldn't find a chocolate counch for you, and if i could, it would've been too expensive to send. oh wait a minute, maybe there's one in hershey, pa. i would go check, but i don't live anywhere near there, so, i'm sending the midol. if you pms about it, you'll have them

EffiG 12/15/2010 #

multicoloured and glittery?! is that thing still under warranty because I think you might need a new one.

As for this swap I'm sorry but I'm going to be sending late, you see i couldn't be assed getting to the post office this week as my car is parked in my drive way and i have no way of getting to it from my bedroom. So sorry, but thank for your understanding.

queenelisheba 12/15/2010 #

Polo! Wait...wha

queenelisheba 12/15/2010 #

So...ummm.I never got a pm from the host and now I've been committed. To the swap. Oh hells bells.

draco 12/15/2010 #

EffieG--i don't think the post office would like it if you assed them, if you did, i think the next song you might be singing would be "they're coming to take me away, ha-haa! they're coming to take me away, ho-hoo, he-hee, ha-haa!" and it might not be the funny farm they'll be taking you to

draco 12/15/2010 #

this swap should've been called "let's get ourselves committed"

draco 12/15/2010 #

but we would've needed more than 72 hours to complete it

Potatoez 12/15/2010 #

I demand someone send me some of whatever draco is on, my pony is not multi colored and glittery.

queenelisheba 12/15/2010 #

Yes, or whatever the pony is on.

EffiG 12/15/2010 #

that's what happens when you feed a horse jellybeans.. they are allergic didn't you know?

And draco... i already am committed, they seem to think that i'm sane enough to use the interwebz during free time. I like them interwebz, they keeps me warm in my dreary padded room. Please send me a multicoloured pony to liven up the place!!

draco 12/15/2010 #

F***!!!!!!!!!!, MY COMPUTER JUST GAVE ME THE FLU, so i'll be late sending this out, and the stuff i'm on i got from the neighbor's cat. i don't know how cats can get stoned from this stuff, because it doesn't work on "so called" humans

draco 12/15/2010 #

F***ING COMPUTER JUST GAVE ME THE FLU!!!, so i'll be late sending this late. and that stuff i got from the neighbors cat, though i don't know how they can get stoned from it, doesn't seem to work on "so called" humans

draco 12/15/2010 #

this EFFING computerjust gave me the flu. and that stuff, the neighbor's cat sold me. she said it works great, but i don't see amything. fluffy lied to me

draco 12/15/2010 #

oh great, my multicolored glittered pony just started barking, maybe fluffy didn't lie to me after all

Potatoez 12/15/2010 #

Everyone knows computers are full of viruses draco. Duh.

draco 12/15/2010 #

i guess i should have given this thing a flu shot when i had the chance, oh never mind, the computer was just faking it and that stoned, multicolored, glittered pony just made me a little dizzy. i think the pony also got into the wine someone here was making earlier, because it started barking like mad when the neighbor's cat stopped by with the catnip she was trying to sell, like it was avon or something

Potatoez 12/15/2010 #

You really should get that pony into rehab or something.

draco 12/15/2010 #

i would, but rehab is for quitters

dkay 12/15/2010 #

It's flippin' early in the morning to complain. Haven't woke up enough to figure out what is going to tick me off today. It I had known I would have to get up so early to complain I wouldn't have joined this swap. What is with the cordinator anyway, picking names in the middle of the week like this! Geez.

dkay 12/15/2010 #

Oh wait, I want Popcorn! Don't send that cheap stuff either, I want Kettle Popcorn. If you can't put Kettle Corn on the list of stuff to send I am not going to be happy and I am going to complain even more!

dkay 12/15/2010 #

Hey! Why the heck are you rating so early people?! What's the matter, you gotta be first with everything? Give a girl a chance here will ya?

Catra 12/15/2010 #

I would join this swap if they did not have a bunch of losers in it. gesh!!! 5 Partners. I could settle for 1 partner and the time limit. OMG to Long. It could be done in one day!!

Emkay 12/15/2010 #

I would have joined this swap, if you would have send me a personal invitation. Now I missed the sign up date. You are a misable host. But maybe I would not have joined after all, because this swap again is only in English. Geez, making it international and than only one language.

dreamerkins 12/15/2010 #

i would have joined this swap... if i'd seen it... but i will still read it.... and participate.....

dreamerkins 12/15/2010 #

i would join this swap if i were promised stars! i realize the host gets the stars, ans the participants get hearts... but i want stars! and lots of them! and star shaped fudge! i will only join this swap if i get star shaped fudge!

draco 12/15/2010 #

emkay--

hii ni kukubalika? mtu anahitaji kupata maisha. kama bado niliona, kuna lugha ya kiswahili, akizungumza watu katika byta. hakuna colorful, glittery mawe na walevi ponies kwa ajili yenu leo

draco 12/15/2010 #

oh, good, i can still comment after i hit sent

Colima 12/15/2010 #

@ Draco, I am severely disappointed that I won't be receiving a chocolate couch. Maybe you could candy coat the midol? Or send a glittery pigmy goat that is raspberry colored.

draco 12/15/2010 #

colima, the candy coaded midol is on its way. they will be labeled "tic tacs"

draco 12/15/2010 #

where's round 3 of this swap? let's get with it already people

Potatoez 12/15/2010 #

I would join round 3 if round 2 hadn't taken up so much of my life. Really, people. I can't be spending all my free time reading 20-some pages of comments and having to argue over whether my pony will be stoned or not. These things should have been clarified by the host.

EffiG 12/15/2010 #

can you clarify @potatoez ? is the horse to be stoned because of something it inhaled, or to be set in a comunity square for all to throw stoned at it for it's wrong doings?

EffiG 12/15/2010 #

stones*

Potatoez 12/15/2010 #

One could lead to another, but I'd say because of something it inhaled. And just to make sure we understand each other, it's a pony.

draco 12/15/2010 #

too bad i already have a few comments ready for a swap (#3) that doesn't EVEN exist (hopefuly yet) about this swap. gee thanks a effing lot, and about that hoodlem pony of yours, didn't he also get into the wine DarkSkullMistress42 was making for christmas?

draco 12/15/2010 #

OK, WHO WEIGHEDED ME DOWN FOR POOR SPELING AND GRAMMER?!?

draco 12/15/2010 #

yo, sam---

did brad ever show up yet?

EffiG 12/16/2010 #

I totally got a brad!! jealous anyone?

ok I'm lying :( so disappointed with this swap rating 1's all around

mommaviv 12/16/2010 #

I am stumped...where the heck are yall getting wombats? I have wanted a freakin' wombat since I learned of their existence when I was like 10(so like 83 years ago) I want a wombat and will only join this swap if my partner has to send me one.

draco 12/16/2010 #

this sucks, with this swap being over, i have to go back to pertending to be "normal" when i have to leave a comment in other swaps. i hope there's a 3rd (and more) versions of this damn thing, so i can be myself again.

boy, this feels like signing a stupid yearbook at the end of the school year

ColeCreations 12/16/2010 #

ok well I couldn't join b/c well its the 16th here already and well reading all of the previous comments took me 3 days...I have tears running down my face and almost spewed Dr. Pepper all over my work computer. LOLLOLOL

There realy should have been a warning at the beginning saying "No drinking and commenting" to avoid the Dr. Pepper getting spewed on a work computer.

You people are hilarious

EffiG 12/16/2010 #

No more comments? I'm so sad. I will miss you guys. See you at the reunion.

Fatherted 12/16/2010 #

Smurf!

Jaichan 12/16/2010 #

Morning, gang! I hope you have a complaint-filled day!

Missysmom 12/16/2010 #

And don't forget to hit SENT. Just because you're not actually sending anything in the *real world doesn't mean you can forget hitting the sent button.

draco 12/16/2010 #

how come i can only give the host 1 star? so far, jaichan's last message became the top of the 28th page of messages. not bad for a swap

draco 12/16/2010 #

i've just finished rating, so i guess i'll have to archive this puppy or is it pony? i hope the post office has fun with all those ponies, but then again, going back to the pony express might increase their speed. hopefully see all of you in round 3 (if there is one). this swap should be a monthly thing because i'm sure people would have things to say then

pahasiga 12/16/2010 #

We should start round 3 complaining about not having a warning about drinking Dr Pepper!

draco 12/16/2010 #

so, when is round 3 going to start? can't wait to not join it

TerryF 12/16/2010 #

I forgot to click sent on Dec. 14...lol...so clicked today. I rated all of my partners that day too.

twobluecrows 12/16/2010 #

I clicked Sent late, but I actually sent on time--I hope I don't get any errant 1s. If I get any 1s from this swap, I won't be joining Round 3 for sure!! No matter how many lovely scented embossed glittery invitations I receive--unless there is a sparkly blue crow on it!!

twobluecrows 12/16/2010 #

I can't believe I'm being rating-flaked on! I have four ratings, and one Not Sent partner who hasn't logged in since Dec. 11 Is this even possible? Or maybe I have to wait the required two weeks before expecting a rating? These rules are all so confusing when there isn't anything in the mail... ;)

draco 12/16/2010 #

still never got that drunken, stoned, multicolored, glitter pony. what a disappointment. i knew i shoulda dropped this swap like a hot potato when i had a chance befor artners were assed. what a bunch of asses. talking about asses, pick yours from the following list below:

(!) A regular ass

(!) A fat ass

()() A "wide load" ass

(!) A tight ass

(*) A sore ass

{!} A swishy ass

(o) An ass that's been around

(x) Kiss my ass

(X) Leave my ass alone

(zzz) A tired ass

(E=mc2) A smart ass

(?) Dumb ass

(Lame) Lame ass

(jack) Jackass

(-$) Cheap ass

(0) A Prison ass

(_) Half ass

(�^�) Registered ass

(__|___) Lop sided ass

(:) 2 holed ass

(O) Cavernous ass (an ass that's REALLY been around)

(Mom)(__) Tattooed ass

()||() Fucked ass

()() Ass print on a window

( * * ) Ass with dimples

(X X) A kicked ass

(%) An average ass

($) A rich ass

[!] A hard ass


phtbtmgrl 12/20/2010 #

@twobluecrows "I can't believe I'm being rating-flaked on! I have four ratings, and one Not Sent partner who hasn't logged in since Dec. 11"

I think we may have the same partner. I only have 4 ratings as well. It's almost pathetic to not be rated for this, because it's the easiest swap to do. LOL.

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